them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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luisa madrigal | encanto | f/f

[presion]

[rosado]

I still can't sit down without wincing.

william james moriarty | moriarty the patriot | ota

[advisership]

[impack]

don't be weird about this
but hey

the darkling | grishaverse

[morozova]

[solsankta]

Why did you leave me flowers?

aristaeus — original.

[somatosensory]

( info on journal. open to assumed cr/misfires/auing. 18+ but otherwise ota. )

[telepathy]

stop fantasizing about weird shit

daan | fear & hunger | ota

[limbical]

Queen Angella | She-Ra

[brightmoons]

[Misfires greatly loved, serious things possible for F/F 17+.]

loid forger ● spy x family

[forgedfamily]

misfire?

[hexcode]

all i'm saying is i think he wears those perfectly tailored pants on purpose

aedan trevelyan | dragon age inquisition | ota

[firstimpression]

[kelitsos]

So, now that our marriage is annulled, how do you feel about being exes with benefits?

[ The great thing about this is that if it goes poorly, she can just play it off as another joke. Win-win! ]

jessica drew | marvel

[spiidering]

m/f, misfires are welcome as well.

Saxsice King | OC | ota

[queenking]

[tl;dr werewolf bartender, f/f or m/f welcome, assumed CR gr8, OCs/canon/etc all welcome!]

building on the TFLN nonsense XD

[cafeultra]

Is it weird if I'm still thinking about your boobs with nacho cheez on em?

gwen stacy ・ spider-verse ・ f/any

[canonevents]

( warning! she is underage. )

[webbs]

so
"workout"
that's what we're calling it, huh?

jack morrison aka soldier 76 / overwatch / ota

[oldsouldier]

ikaris | mcu

[opticbeams]

Alix ⚔ Original

[hastilude]

[ M/F 21+ for the spicy vintage, OTA for misfires and general hilarity. ]

Amara | Borderlands | F/F

[sickguns]

[21+ only and no unrepentant villain types, feel free to assume she sent or misfired something very NSFW.]

[willdestroyyou]

Can you actually use all forty fingers?

Enji Todoroki | My Hero Academia

[flashfirefist]

[very open to misfires and absurdity; characters 22+ for anything more serious.]

[nichocolatine]

hey big guy just thought you'd wanna know there's a pretty scandalous photo of you about to hit the papers in the morning

badou nails | dogs: b&c

[nichocolatine]

[triple]

hey

makima | chainsaw man

[dominatedevil]

Bucky Barnes | MCU |

[so_no_plan]

[ Steve/Bucky for shipping, OTA for missfires. ]

Roy Harper | DC Comics | ota

[yeaaaroy]

[misfires, assumed CR welcome]

the mighty thor; mcu

[mjollni]

( can also do plain jane. just ask! )

[jedimaster]

You've got great aim with that thing.

galaxy stern | ninth house

[haunte]

[ ota. ]

Mayumi Kururugi | Original Character | f/f

[idoltery]

[16 year old idol singer, very wholesome and squeaky clean public image, actually horny on main irl. Feel free to assume your character is a fan who got her number somehow or an irl friend of hers.]

[emptyworlds]

mayumin
uhm
do you have to text me all your favorite shots every time you buy one of my swimsuit magazines...?
its embarrassing

especially since this one was a little skimpier than usual

seven of nine — star trek: voyager/picard

[unimatrix]