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[rosado]

[Oh, she knows sarcasm when she reads it.]

Do I want you to kiss my rear end?

Sure. Pucker up, hermana.

[presion]

You know, I like it when you're feisty.

But you better be prepared for what comes next.

[rosado]

Feisty might as well be my middle name, Luisa.

Oh? And what does come next, pray tell?

[presion]

It's up there alright.

Well, if you're bent over and bare-ass in front of me, I can't be blamed for where my lips end up. Or my tongue. Or my fingers.

[rosado]

Well, if you've just kissed my bare ass, I suppose I'd be in a good mood. What if I said you can put your lips, your tongue, and your fingers anywhere you like?

[presion]

Well, if you said that, then I suppose I'd have to hold you to it. There's a lot of you I want to taste, Miss Perfect.

[rosado]

Then you better get tasting everything you can, you big, beautiful, musclebound ox. Maybe I make it easy for you, take a seat on your face, huh? You can taste lots from there.

[presion]

You're lucky you're cute enough to get away with calling me an 'ox.' And maybe. I don't think I'd complain. Or I could pin you down, and take my time eating you out.

You are so cute when you beg, you know.

[rosado]

As long as I'm feeling your tongue one place or another, I guess I can't complain, can I? And don't worry, I'll keep being cute enough to tease you forever.

But I don't beg. You know that.

[presion]

No, I don't think you'll have any room to complain. And I know if you want something, you won't hesitate to tell me.

Oh, that's right. You "strongly request."

[rosado]

Of course. If there's anything in particular I want from you, I'll strongly request it. Glad we got all this figured out.

And since we're on the topic, I strongly request you make no plans tonight.

[presion]

And you're never even a little bit whiny or desperate when you do, of course.

Oh yes? Going to keep me busy tonight?

[rosado]

I've never been either of those things in my life.

And quite so, yes. I thought I'd return the favor for last night's misfortune. How hard would I need to spank you for you to even feel it, though?

[presion]

Whatever you want to tell yourself, Bela.

I don't think you could hit me hard enough to feel it, to be honest with you.

[rosado]

Really? Want to bet on that?

Because I bet I can have you begging me for mercy within three or four strikes to that admittedly lovely posterior.

[presion]

Oh really. Three to four?

How's about this, then. You get four hits. If I beg for mercy, you can do anything you want to me, no questions ask. But if I don't, you're all mine. Sound fair?

[rosado]

Not only am I yours, but I'll let you have Mirabel all to yourself. For a month.

Did I mention I would not be using my hands?

[presion]

My, aren't we confident. That's quite an offer.

What were you planning to use, then?

[rosado]

Why, my vines, of course. I've been working on making them big and strong, just like my dear sister.

One of them managed to crack wood, it struck so hard. You should at least feel that, no?

[presion]

[ Luisa would be lying if she said that didn't change things at least a little - so she's just not going to say anything. ]

Well, how noble of you.

But you'll still have to try hard. Your sister is a mountain, remember?

[rosado]

Well, I don't want to actually hurt you... I want you begging, but you're still my precious little sister.

So, I'll hold back on the first three. If that isn't enough, the fourth will be me going all out. Don't worry, hermana, I'll kiss it better after.

[presion]

And you're my beloved big sister, no matter how smug you can be.

Don't worry. You'll do lots of things for me, after, because you won't be calling the shots.

[rosado]

Smug? Me? Now I'm actually insulted. I'll punish you later for that, when you're all mine.

But go ahead, have your fantasies. What will you have me do? Dance around for you?

[presion]

Now, now. Don't be so sensitive.

Might not be a bad place to start. I'm sure you have some outfits you could put on that would leave the family scandalized, too.

[rosado]

In the world where you're going to win this bet, I'd welcome you to dig through my closets and find the things I keep way in the back.

Hm. I wonder if I could make something fun for YOU to wear for me.