08 May 2030 @ 09:41 am
RULES:



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RULES FOR OFF-COMM memes:
Nov 2, 2019:
Remember to disable comments in the Bakerstreet post, if your meme is hosted elsewhere (Fortanon, Love Hotel etc.) and you only link it here.

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MAX 2 GIFs per meme
Sept, 28, 2019:
https://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/5992992.html

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RULES UPDATE May 5, 2019:


A TWO-WEEK RULE

= With the exception of scheduled memes (see list below), you are not to post any memes that appear on the last two Round-Ups.

Give each meme two weeks before posting them again.

Mod Post about the new rule can be found HERE.


Also remember to avoid using images that are too graphic or if you do place it under a cut with proper warnings.

Please do not post more than one meme a day using one journal / sock account (Added March 12, 2017)

Memeposters need to be available to mods! This has been added to the profile page now. We will ban journals without further notice if PMs are disallowed.

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I would prefer this post NOT to be used for asking questions about the comm. We have a Report Problems/Concerns post at the Mods' journal. Even if your question is not exactly problem, it's best to comment there as then you'll get the quickest reply from one of the mods.


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07 May 2030 @ 02:28 pm
* TFLN - Friday (alternating AM/PM EST)
* Smutty picture prompt meme - Saturday
* Gen texting meme - Sunday (Midnight Texting third week of month, with other texting memes allowed for the other Sundays.)
* Sexting meme - Tuesday
* Picture prompt (integrated or not) - Thursday
* Classic Word Association meme - on 14-18th of each month
 
 
05 November 2026 @ 06:45 am
NOT SUPPOSED TO LOVE YOU

There's a reason you aren't supposed to love this person. You may have inherited it with your family name, or signed your own name beneath it years ago. You know what getting caught could cost.

You've learned to recognize their footsteps outside your door. Tonight, you're listening for them.

HOW TO PLAY

• Post your character, canon, and prefs.

• Pick or roll a prohibition (1–13) and a prompt (1–36), or make up your own.

• Decide how far things have gone and how bad getting caught could be.

( THE PROHIBITIONS & PROMPTS )
 
 
 
04 November 2026 @ 08:04 pm
Warm  


sentimental symbol starters meme

→ post with your character and preferences.
→ others reply with one or multiple emoji prompts.
→ top leveler writes a starter based on those prompts.

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04 November 2026 @ 07:52 pm
the intimate bathing meme;
Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful. But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner. Like you're doing now. Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached... HOW TO PLAY:
  • Comment with your character, your prefs, etc.
  • If there are other grooming-related practices or kinks you'd like to include, like shaving, hair washing, mention them!
  • Reply to others!
 
 
04 November 2026 @ 04:03 pm
master / fledgling


In most vampire media, the relationship between maker and fledglings is many things: parental, sibling, an apprenticeship, even antagonistic. Just as often, there's a romantic undertone, as well.

For what could connect anyone more than the sharing of blood, of the dark gift?

  • Comment with your character, preferences, etc.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread. Use the prompts, or not.


† UNDEFINED → The nature of your bond is complex and unclear to outsiders. Perhaps even to both of you, as well.
† DYSFUNCTIONAL → There's a lot of bad blood between you, yet you can't hate each other fully.
† FORBIDDEN → Any sort of relationship beyond the vampiric-familial would be frowned upon by both human society and the underworld.
† LOVERS → Why not? No one else will understand you like they do, and you probably won't have to worry about outliving them.

 
 
04 November 2026 @ 01:41 pm


It's the party game everyone knows! This time with a sexy twist. Here's the rules:

( The rules )
 
 
04 November 2026 @ 06:08 am

Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This hole meme was made for you!

RULES:
  • Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

  • Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

  • Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

  • Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

  • ???

  • PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.
 
 
 
03 November 2026 @ 09:19 pm

text confessional

① comment with your character, with or without a text starter.

② tag somebody with the thing your character would only say via text message. i love you. i'm sorry. i'm leaving. your peach pie tastes like gym socks. i'm seeing your sister. the accident was my fault. write it, delete it, write it again. eventually, they have to hit send. send two or three if you want.

③ the person who gets the text answers. keep it going over text, or take things face to face after a few volleys.
 
 
03 November 2026 @ 08:09 pm
ANYWHERE
BUT HERE.
At the time, leaving felt like the right choice.

You might have spent years dreaming of getting away, only to discover how unprepared you were when the chance finally came. Or perhaps leaving had never seriously crossed your mind until somebody held out a hand and asked you to come with them.

Now you're gone. You've got what you managed to pack, a little money if you're lucky, and someone who thought running away with you was a good idea. You haven't decided where you'll end up, and there's a decent chance the people back home won't take your disappearance well.

For now, you've got each other. You'll have to figure out the rest as you go.

HOW TO PLAY.
  • Post your character, canon, and preferences. Romance, found family, unexpected friendships, and reckless adventures are all welcome.
  • Find somebody to run away with, or help another character make their escape. Work out what brought you together and what you're leaving behind.
  • Choose a prompt, roll for one, or make up your own. Adapt the circumstances to your setting.
THE PROMPTS.
01 THE ESCAPE
You're out! You actually made it. Someone's waiting to take you away, just as they promised. You've only got what you managed to grab before leaving, and neither of you has thought much further ahead than getting out. Where to?
02 HOLLOW POCKETS
You've counted the money twice, hoping you missed something. There isn't enough for another night's lodging, much less food. A chance to earn some money has come up, although the work isn't quite what you had in mind.
03 ONE HELL OF A SEND-OFF
While unpacking, something you brought from home attracts attention. You hadn't intended to show it to anyone, but now you're being asked about it.
04 THE FIRST GOOD NIGHT
No one's telling you when to go to bed, what to wear, or where you're allowed to go. You've got the whole evening ahead of you, and someone who's happy to spend it with you. What would you like to do together?
05 DON'T MAKE A SOUND
Someone you recognize is coming this way. Quick, get out of sight! There's barely enough room in your hiding place for two, and the person you're pressed against seems to have forgotten that you're supposed to be keeping quiet.
06 YOU CAN STILL GO BACK
A message has arrived from home. Someone wants you back, and they're expecting an answer. The possibility of returning has come up before, but neither of you has discussed what it would mean for your plans together.
07 WHAT DID YOU DO?
You've discovered that something was arranged behind your back. It was supposed to help, according to the person responsible, but now you're expected to go along with a decision you never agreed to.
08 AN UNEXPECTED TALENT
There's something you've never learned how to do, and it's finally become a problem. Fortunately, you've got someone willing to teach you. How difficult could it be?
09 WAS IT WORTH IT?
You've been gone long enough for the excitement to wear off. You're tired, sore, and beginning to miss things about home. One evening, the question finally comes up: if you could do it all again, would you still leave?
10 WILDCARD
Run away together, help somebody escape, fall in love along the way, or make an adventure of your own.
 
 
03 November 2026 @ 06:06 pm


WELCOME TO THE AUCTION

Ladies and gentlemen, here's your chance to finally score a date with the most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes from all across the worlds! As soon as your winning bid is finalized, you and your new prize will be whisked off via limousine to a surprise luxury destination of your choice!

What are you waiting for? Cast your bids now!

INSTRUCTIONS

✖ Start a thread with a character up for auction.* (They probably didn't have a choice in it.)
✖ Reply to someone's totally sexy bachelor or bachelorette. Congratulations, you have automatically won the character for that thread!
✖ GO ON A LOVELY DATE. The RNG is provided in case you need a prompt, but feel free to wing it!
✖ HAVE FUN

( Prompts )
 
 
03 November 2026 @ 08:37 am
shipping picture prompts
o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.
link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:
 
 
03 November 2026 @ 01:15 am


the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

 
 
02 November 2026 @ 10:40 pm


guess the body count!



The usual body count meme with a twist! Rather than telling us your count, leave a blank top-level for others to respond to with their best guess. Closest guesser gets a prize! ...Wait, what? What do you mean there's no prize?


HOW to JOIN

  • Post your character with some prefs if you choose.
  • Other people guess your character's body count based on looks alone!
  • Let 'em know if they're right or keep 'em guessing.
  • Prizes optional. 

 
 
[ give you a baby ]

We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too!

Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality.


HOW?
* Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated.
* Remember, this meme is focused on impregnation. Play the act itself up!
* Obviously this meme allows for mpreg and f/f preg too.
* Comment to others.
* Be respectful of others.

( prompts )
 
 
01 November 2026 @ 05:09 pm
WHAT THEY'D BRING TO THE POTLUCK

The table is set for a potluck, and everyone is expected to bring a little piece of themselves to share.

So, what does your character arrive with? Do they labor over a beloved family recipe, dash in with something picked up at the last minute, or perhaps present a mysterious dish that leaves everyone guessing?

HOW TO PLAY
  • * Comment with your character and the dish they bring—let it be as heartfelt, haphazard, or enigmatic as you like.
  • * Let others react: do they ask for a taste, heap their plates, or eye the offering with suspicion?
 
 
01 November 2026 @ 02:25 pm
MONSTER'S BRIDE

The old stories are very clear about monsters.

They live beyond the road. They wait in towers, forests, ruined houses, caves beneath the earth. They have claws, appetites, curses, bad reputations. Sometimes they are beautiful enough to fool you. Sometimes they are not beautiful at all.

Sooner or later, they take somebody.

That part is familiar. The mistake comes afterward.

Because the captive is supposed to spend every night dreaming of rescue. They are supposed to recoil from the hand that brings their supper, refuse the strange gifts left outside their door, look through the bars toward home and pray for hoofbeats on the road.

They are not supposed to become curious.

They are not supposed to notice how carefully the monster touches anything fragile. They are not supposed to learn the difference between its anger and its fear, or discover that the terrible face everyone else cannot bear to look upon changes when it is spoken to gently.

Most of all, they are not supposed to love it.

Now somebody has come with a sword.

How awkward.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, preferences, and whether they'll be the monster, the beloved, the rescuer, or some unhappy combination of the three.
  • Literal monsters are welcome, but so are curses, villains, feared outsiders, unnatural creations, dangerous people, and anyone the world has decided ought to be treated as a thing.
  • The "captivity" can be genuine, arranged, misunderstood, willing, temporary, or something the supposed captive stopped objecting to some time ago.
  • Play the beginning, the getting-to-know-you, the attempted rescue, the return, or the strange little life that comes afterward.
( PROMPTS )
 
 
01 November 2026 @ 02:23 pm
eff  
FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist




You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️
 
 
01 November 2026 @ 09:33 am
This Won't End Well



In our bones, we all know this kind of relationship.

Maybe the ending was written long before either party showed up. One of them might've made a terrible decision and spent the rest of the story paying for it. Or, despite all good intentions, the universe simply took one look at two people’s happiness and said, "absolutely not."

The endgame isn't making it to the finish line. No. Our goal here is far, far worse. We need to make everyone miserable when the whole love falls apart.

How to play: Roll, pick, combine, ignore the numbers entirely. Whatever gets your characters into the most emotionally expensive situation possible.

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01 November 2026 @ 11:15 pm



BETRAYAL MEME

You have done something unspeakable to the people closest to you. How did this come to be, and how will you make amends?
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01 November 2026 @ 06:31 am
Rng  
the random
scenario meme
comment with your character.
respond to others
lbr — no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
have a grand ol' time
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01 November 2026 @ 06:00 am

the chemistry lab

ever wanted to test-drive the chemistry between your character and that random bakerstreet toplevel? now's the chance, intrepid young (?) scientist. strap on shipping goggles and see if the flames spark. or that could be the acid eating through the work station. try not to spill anything.

how to play
  • comment with character info and preferences.
  • others tag you for science!
  • consider this a "testing grounds" (or, better yet, a "chemistry pop quiz") that could lead into further meme threads or even PSLs. no pressure. no guilt. if it all fizzles, no worries here!
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01 November 2026 @ 12:11 am

texting meme

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.
 
 
31 October 2026 @ 09:39 pm
WE LISTEN AND WE JUDGE

Everybody has something that does it for them. Some people have perfectly ordinary tastes. Others have developed an embarrassing weakness for things they would rather not examine too closely.

Unfortunately, your character's biggest turn-on is now public knowledge.

Is it understandable? Weirdly specific? A little concerning? Does it explain some of their terrible romantic decisions?

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character and their single biggest turn-on in the subject line.
  • Taggers get to judge their taste. Ask questions, give them a hard time, or admit they understand the appeal.
  • Your character can defend themselves, although there's a good chance they'll only make things worse.
 
 
31 October 2026 @ 08:34 pm
PSL FINDER
a meme for finding psls and ideas

October PSL Finder Meme
@
[personal profile] pslfinder
 
 



  • Tell us everything you ate yesterday.
  • Respond to others in person, through text, etc.
  • Tasty? Healthy? Cooked or readymade? Describe your meal in exceptional detail.
  • If anyone's hungry - offer them some restaurant-style grub!
  •  
     
    31 October 2026 @ 11:59 am
    Bonding Time



    Some fun ways to build CR!

    How do I play?
    - Comment with your character + info.
    - Acquire tags. Enjoy time spent together.
    - Be wholesome.

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    31 October 2026 @ 05:33 pm
    SIX WORD STORIES MEME
    tell a story in six words




    1. Post your top level comment with a six word story prompt (or more than one!)  Making up your own is fine too.
    2. Other people respond
    3. ???
    4. Profit

    DO NOT LEAVE YOUR TOP LEVEL COMMENT BLANK


     
     
    31 October 2026 @ 09:52 am

    smut 💋 picture prompts
    top level & reply to others. be inspired!

    link 'em:

    embed 'em:

    shrink 'em:
    〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛
    〚 lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛
    〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛
     
     
    31 October 2026 @ 09:46 am
    TEXTS I'LL NEVER SAY

    Some things are easier to type. You don't have to get the words out. You don't have to watch their face while you do it. You can stare at the message for ten minutes, delete it, type it again.

    Then you hit send.

    HOW TO PLAY
    • Comment with your character, preferences, and limits.
    • Tag around with something your character would have a much harder time saying face to face.
    • Pick a bank and a prompt, roll 1–15 and then 1–10, mix them up, or bring your own.
    ( READ THE TEXTS )
     
     
    31 October 2026 @ 05:52 am
    ♡ the date meme ♡
    Dinner. A movie. Maybe a walk somewhere after, assuming neither of you has run out of things to say. Dates aren't supposed to be complicated. Mostly, you sit across from somebody and find out whether the conversation can carry the night. For once, nobody has to save the world before dessert. Probably. You've faced worse than a shared appetizer.
    ♡ Post your character. Name, canon, and preferences go in the subject line.
    ♡ Tag around. RNG a prompt or pick whichever one looks like trouble.
    ✿ ✿ ✿
    01. first date. You asked. They said yes. Now there's a reservation with your name on it and no plan for what happens after the small talk runs out.
    02. blind date. A mutual friend swears you two are perfect for each other. All you know going in is a name and a table number.
    03. fake date. It's for the cover story, or maybe you just need your family to stop asking questions. Either way, this is completely practical.
    04. bad date. Everything that could go wrong has, and the night's still young. Salvage it or order something expensive and see how much worse this can get.
    05. double date. The couple who suggested this is fighting in the parking lot. You two barely know each other. Their appetizer is getting cold.
    06. staying in. Takeout containers on the table. You're wearing something that probably belongs to them. Somehow this is still the best night you've had in months.
    07. all dressed up. The occasion is an opera, a gala, or somebody else's wedding. Whatever it is, you both clean up better than expected, which is going to be a problem.
    08. the long haul. After years together, tonight's job is proving you can still surprise each other.
    09. the redo. The first attempt crashed and burned. One of you wants another shot, and asking twice turns out to be harder.
    10. rivals. You can't stand each other. So why did you say yes? More importantly, why are you both trying this hard?
    11. the setup gone sideways. You came along to third-wheel, chaperone, or keep an eye on somebody else's date. Then they left. The check didn't.
    12. rained out. Whatever you planned isn't happening anymore. You're wet, annoyed, and making do with the first shelter you found.
    13. the competition. Mini golf. Trivia night. Something that was supposed to be harmless. Then one of you started keeping score.
    14. interrupted. You got fifteen good minutes before real life came looking for you again.
    15. morning after. You were supposed to go home last night. That clearly didn't happen. So. Breakfast?
    16. the anniversary of nothing. There's no occasion. One of you just felt like doing something nice and got a little carried away.
    17. out of town. Nobody here knows either of you. That makes some things easier to say.
    18. wildcard. Bring your own disaster.