Companion to Royalty Meme

• Lifetime Royal: This is what you've been raised to do.
• Sudden Royal: You just learned of your position, which has been secret from you your entire life, or you unexpectedly inherited the job.
• Spouse: You're to be married to nobility.
• Concubine or Courtesan: For the royal, you're to be a sexual diversion.
• Unaffiliated: You're either a lower-ranking noble or a peasant, but you're free from all the machinations of the shadowy cabal...for now.

• Completely Willing: Either you love the person you know you'll be matched with, or you're excited about the possibilities.
• Wary: There's no choice in the matter for you, so you may as well approach this situation cautiously.
• Unwilling: You didn't want to be matched up with someone. At all. Ever.

1. Prepared for This: Either you're a royal and have been one since birth, or you knew you'd marry or sexually entertain one.
2. Make Up for Lost Time: This life wasn't the one you lived until now, but times change. You're important or will be a companion to a very important person, like it or not.
3. A Sacrificial Token: Somewhere along the line, your people royally pissed off someone in a key position. So, in an attempt to smooth out relations, you've been given away as a gift to the highest power, either as a spouse for a political alliance or as a concubine or courtesan.
4. Pomp and Circumstance: All proper, this arrangement. You're to be married, as you've been promised to each other by your respective families. Consummation on the wedding night is key. Perhaps it's encouraged that the two of you act as if this is really a love match, to add insult to injury.
5. Genuine Love: Speaking of love matches, congratulations! You're one of the incredible few who gets to marry for love, so your lovemaking should be all the more enthused.
6. Only a Plaything: Heavy is the head who wears the crown, so you're expected to take on some side entertainment even if that's not your preference. Or you could be the courtesan...such a pretty, perfumed word for what the role really is...
7. Volunteered: You wanted this position, either of spouse or concubine. Your reasons are your own.
8. Cruel: You're powerful. You can do what you want to this person, a mere ant in comparison to you.
9. Forbidden: Even the most powerful can't have everything they want, such as someone who's promised to or with another; taking them for your own would create strife and destroy alliances, even to the point of tempting war.
10. Work Your Way Up: There's always a right tool for the job and you find no shame in using your own special tools to better your life.
11. Give Me an Heir: Whether you're legitimate or a concubine used as a surrogate, you must help in continuing the royal line.
12. Mutual Benefit: Both of you are comfortable with this arrangement because you're either compatible or it takes the pressure off of you otherwise.
13. Want to be More: Though you've been relegated to courtesan, you want to be there one and only spouse...no matter if that role is already filled or not.
14. Growing Affection: It may have started as all puppet strings and power plays, but now, you lo- care for them.
15. Loved Before: Before you became so important and powerful, before you became the focus of all the world, it seems, they were there with you. They were with you then, and you want them to be with you now. They ground you and they care about you for you.
16. Because You're Normal: They're outside of all the court's nonsense, and that's appealing to you. It's like a breath of fresh air.
17. WILDCARD

• Comment with your character, preference, preferred role, and any other information.
• Reply to others.
• RNG or choose your options.

The Personal Hygiene Shipping Meme

• Comment with your character and preferences.
• Smut is not required. Mention if you want/don't want it.
• Reply to others and use the RNG.

1. Comfort: You've decided to pitch in a helping hand to get your partner to unwind, and warm water or suds may do the trick.
2. Romantic: The sole purpose of this endeavor is to set a lovey-dovey mood. No shame here!
3. It Started Out Platonic...: What a good pal you are, volunteering to give your friend a good scrub. Of course, you didn't count on the cute way she squirms as you scrub her back or how he blushes when you shampoo his scalp.
4. No Choice: Currently, you're unable to clean yourself up. That means that you need assistance, and it might as well be the person you lov- tolerate the most.
5. Open: You have trust issues. Actually, you have backlogs of trust issues. Still, you want to show the person you love that you're willing and trying to change for them, and what better way than letting down your walls and having the assist in your grooming?
6. Shave: Whether it's your face, your legs, or...your other places you've decided to shave, there's a certain intimacy involved in letting your lover do it for you. Let's hope they won't leave you looking like you got into a battle with a book with the paper cuts to prove it.
7. Reluctant: They want to get you clean. You don't want to show off your body at all. It's injured, it looks weird, what if they don't like it...
8. Forced: You love them, you really do, but you won't kiss them if they continue to look like an unwashed hobo clown. You have to draw the line somewhere, and if they won't take action, you will.
9. Beat Up: You've been trampled in a fight. Your partner isn't about to let you wallow around in your own mud and blood.
10. Hair: Some find that there's nothing quite as soothing as getting their hair washed or brushed. Of course, those with more luxurious locks may find any hair care a burden, so the assistance is appreciated.
11. Make Up: They think you're beautiful already. See how they'll paint you up when they get the chance.
12. Unique: If you're not human, you probably have your own proceeders you have to do to keep all spiffied up. There are wings with stray feathers to pluck, horns on heads to polish, scales to shave down, all sorts of tasks! Introduce your ignorant (and most likely human) boyfriend or girlfriend to your world...and your pain.
13. Accommodations: Those with disabilities or prosthetics may also have their own routines, and anyone who wants to be with them should learn how to pitch in.
14. Sponge Bath: You don't have enough water to do this right or you just want to give them a nice rub and scrub with a gentle sponge or wash cloth.
15. Wound Care: In order for wounds to heal, proper care must be taken. Bandages have to be changed and cuts cleaned out. It's certainly easier when you don't have to do it all by yourself.
16. Together: You're both cleaning up, taking a bath, splish splash, in the same tub because there's no where else to go. This is the most likely smut option, even if, again, it starts off "platonic."
17. Clothing: Don't forget that clean clothes are an important part of personal hygiene. Always make sure your partner has a nice, fresh outfit, even if it's to your taste and not theirs.
18. I've Made a Terrible Mistake: Somehow, everything's now shit. This little experiment went haywire and you may be sporting anything from the worst hairdo of your life to a Columbian necktie.
19. FREE SPACE

→post with your character and preferences
→others reply with one word, or multiple words; specify if you're alright with reversals!
→write a starter based on the prompts

01. wake - waking mine.
02. attention - touching mine as a way of getting their attention.
03. cover - covering mine with a blanket or jacket.
04. braid - braiding mine's hair.
05. embrace - holding mine.
06. smile - smiling at mine from across the room.
07. wave - gesturing for mine to come closer.
08. panic - grabbing onto or getting behind mine in a moment of danger.
09. weep - catching mine crying.
10. meal - offering mine food.

11. hit - attacking mine.
12. love - touching mine as a show of affection or reassurance.
13. rest - resting their head against mine's shoulder or lap.
14. look - catching mine staring.
15. help - leaning on mine for support.
16. entwine - holding mine's hand.
17. laugh - laughing at something mine did.
18. dance - dancing with mine.
19. yell - calming mine down.
20. dream - sharing a dream with mine.

21. nightmare - waking mine from a nightmare.
22. surprise - showing up at mine's house without explanation.
23. sacrifice - getting hurt while protecting mine.
24. guard - stepping between mine and danger.
25. sing - singing to mine.
26. secret - sharing a secret or confiding in mine.
27. blood - approaching mine covered in blood stains.
28. drunk - taking care of mine while mine is drunk.
29. bed - waking in the same bed as mine with little recollection of the night before.
30. stalk - catching mine trailing behind them, watching them.

31. scream - rushing to mine after hearing mine scream.
32. scar - watching mine trace over their scar, asking about it.
33. piggyback - giving mine a piggyback ride.
34. carry - carrying mine somewhere safe.
35. lighter - pulling out a lighter to light mine's cigarette.
36. injury - tending to a wound or injury mine sustained.
37. arrest - bailing or busting mine out of jail.
38. hospital - waking up in a hospital, finding mine by their side.
39. betrayal - confronting mine after finding out mine betrayed them.
40. weapon - having their weapon drawn on mine.

41. nude - accidentally walking in on mine while mine is naked.
42. wet - joining mine in the water; bath, pool, ocean, etc.
43. lay - joining mine in bed.
44. flower - offering mine their favorite flower.
45. gift - giving mine a gift, bought or handmade.
46. caught - catching mine wearing their shirt.
47. separated - being reunited with mine after a long time.
48. date - asking mine out on a date.
49. confess - confessing their feelings to mine.
50. adventure - exploring a new place with mine.

[original tumblr source // meme lovingly crafted after mememart 's posting]

The Swear Myself to You Meme

• Comment with your character, your preferences, and what side of the equation you'd prefer to play - the being sworn to or the one doing said swearing. There are also three settings available: old fashion, modern, and future. You may want to specify which one of those you'd like, if you have a strong opinion.
• Reply to others.
• Use the RNG to determine your scenario.

1. Old Fashion: In the days of yore, be it ancient, medieval, or pseudo-Victorian - or altogether fantastical.
2. Modern: The here and now, where swearing to someone is pretty rare.
3. Future: Years from now, who knows what strange alien cultures and technologies we'll have to abide by?

1. From Birth: You two were raised together, as one of you was given as a baby. There's no one who knows the other better than you.
2. BFFs: You are intended to be their lifetime companion...platonically, of course.
3. Repayment: You owe your life to them in one way or another. Devotion is the least you can do.
4. Out of Love: The reason you swore yourself to them is because you love them and this is the best way to be close to them, even if you have to sacrifice other things.
5. Unwilling Charge: Can you swear yourself to someone who doesn't want you?
6. Spoils of War: Being here and swearing allegiance isn't your idea, but when you or your people are defeated in battle, there's not much else you can do.
7. Ward: Perhaps you weren't there as an infant, but you did grow up in the family from a young age. They may be like a sibling to you. Would you be able to view them in any other way?
8. Marriage: ...a marriage is sort of a swearing, isn't it?
9. Mind Control: You need to be more pliable and loyal to be any good, servant.
10. Familiar: You were created through magic just for them.
11. Guard: Focus. You have to protect them, and you can't if you're distracted.
12. Eunuch: You're supposed to be completely chaste and celibate, or at least that's what they and those around them think.
13. To Teach: Your charge is going to be married, and you have to teach them how to please a future spouse.
14. Jealousy: You know you're not supposed to be
15. More than One: Someone else has sworn themselves to your charge...you were here first!
16. More than This: You want to be more to them than just a glorified servant.
17. Unwilling Charge: They don't want you, but you have to serve them.
18. Redemption: This is your way to make up for the sins of your past.
19. ...what?: How to you get someone sworn to you again?
20. Utter Devotion: There isn't anything you wouldn't do for them. Anything.
21. Forbidden: Being with them sexually is a punishable offense for you, but neither of you care.
22. Equals: In society, you two are on different levels. In private, you see more eye to eye.
23. Not Too Serious: The more crack-y option. They saved you...but it was from something like stubbing your toe. Obviously, you owe yourself to them. Or something.
24. FREESTYLE

→post with your character and preferences
→others reply with one word, or multiple words; specify if you're alright with reversals!
→write a starter based on the prompts

01. wake - waking mine.
02. attention - touching mine as a way of getting their attention.
03. cover - covering mine with a blanket or jacket.
04. braid - braiding mine's hair.
05. embrace - holding mine.
06. smile - smiling at mine from across the room.
07. wave - gesturing for mine to come closer.
08. panic - grabbing onto or getting behind mine in a moment of danger.
09. weep - catching mine crying.
10. meal - offering mine food.

11. hit - attacking mine.
12. love - touching mine as a show of affection or reassurance.
13. rest - resting their head against mine's shoulder or lap.
14. look - catching mine staring.
15. help - leaning on mine for support.
16. entwine - holding mine's hand.
17. laugh - laughing at something mine did.
18. dance - dancing with mine.
19. yell - calming mine down.
20. dream - sharing a dream with mine.

21. nightmare - waking mine from a nightmare.
22. surprise - showing up at mine's house without explanation.
23. sacrifice - getting hurt while protecting mine.
24. guard - stepping between mine and danger.
25. sing - singing to mine.
26. secret - sharing a secret or confiding in mine.
27. blood - approaching mine covered in blood stains.
28. drunk - taking care of mine while mine is drunk.
29. bed - waking in the same bed as mine with little recollection of the night before.
30. stalk - catching mine trailing behind them, watching them.

31. scream - rushing to mine after hearing mine scream.
32. scar - watching mine trace over their scar, asking about it.
33. piggyback - giving mine a piggyback ride.
34. carry - carrying mine somewhere safe.
35. lighter - pulling out a lighter to light mine's cigarette.
36. injury - tending to a wound or injury mine sustained.
37. arrest - bailing or busting mine out of jail.
38. hospital - waking up in a hospital, finding mine by their side.
39. betrayal - confronting mine after finding out mine betrayed them.
40. weapon - having their weapon drawn on mine.

41. nude - accidentally walking in on mine while mine is naked.
42. wet - joining mine in the water; bath, pool, ocean, etc.
43. lay - joining mine in bed.
44. flower - offering mine their favorite flower.
45. gift - giving mine a gift, bought or handmade.
46. caught - catching mine wearing their shirt.
47. separated - being reunited with mine after a long time.
48. date - asking mine out on a date.
49. confess - confessing their feelings to mine.
50. adventure - exploring a new place with mine.

[original tumblr source // meme lovingly crafted after mememart 's posting]