them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[nichocolatine]

nah i'm more of a knock-knock kinda guy
look i'm sticking my neck out here to give you this head's up
but apparently one of the local paps managed to snap a pic of you engaging in some
solo stress relief
if you know what i mean

[flashfirefist]

Are you?
I never saw the point of knock-knock jokes.

I understand that, and I know what you mean.
That's impossible. How would they have gotten that?
I suspect publishing it would be illegal.
I'll contact the legal team.

[nichocolatine]

they're harmless
never heard a knock-knock joke that could hurt a fly

anyway i wouldn't put it past the paps these days
there's all sorts of new fangled tech that can get your eyes and ears anywhere

[flashfirefist]

They're harmless
But they aren't funny.

[Though Enji's hardly known for his sense of humor.]

I wouldn't put it past them either.
It's not as if I believe they all have journalistic integrity.
They don't want the Commission involved.
I'm a public figure, but they can only go so far.

[nichocolatine]

you just haven't met the right one

it's good you're confident
cuz i know of a few dirty rags that'd pay some pretty big bucks to get their hands on the pic

[flashfirefist]

I'm not looking to meet the right one.

I'm confident, but not optimistic.
My options are limited if that happens.
All I can do is appeal to my lawyers and the Commission.
It's an unfortunate downside of being a hero.
Hopefully this isn't another of the villains I arrested starting trouble.

[nichocolatine]

tough to say
know of any who'd have the means?

[flashfirefist]

Many of them, I'm sure.
Either independently or through their allies.
It's hard to say, as villains are difficult to track after their release.
I've made a lot of enemies.