them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[telepathy]

i dont care about that
but your changing the subject

[somatosensory]

I'm not apologizing for what goes on during my downtime, Mavis.

[telepathy]

if you dont want my opinions on how you spend it then you should spend less of it thinking about what you could ferret away in my vagina

[somatosensory]

What should I be thinking about?

[telepathy]

feels like a trap

[somatosensory]

Humor me.
You clearly have an opinion.

[telepathy]

well it's in my head and it's about my body
i deserve an opinion

[ just. y'know. for the record. ]

you want me to tell you what to fantasize about?

[somatosensory]

Well, "not weird" isn't much of a guideline.

[telepathy]

there are lots of options

[somatosensory]

But are they going to get me off?

[telepathy]

now i feel like your fantasizing about me giving you instructions on how to get off

[somatosensory]

Well, you scolding me about my taste isn't doing anything for me, so.

[telepathy]

[ tch. this guy. ]

taking me in front of other people
a lot of them

[somatosensory]

( a very noticeable uptick in interest. )

Do we fight first or do I just bend you over the nearest horizontal surface on a whim?

[telepathy]

its your fantasy

[ dealer's choice ]

its normal
after a challenge
at least it happened sometimes

[somatosensory]

But you like the idea of people knowing.

( a statement not a question. it's the loneliness, really, that hungers for that validation. )

That you belong to someone.

[telepathy]

i dont care about that
but if you couldnt wait
if you couldnt hold back
i like that

[somatosensory]

No?

( pressing x for doubt, but okay. )

You like it when I can't keep my hands off you?

( as in: always. )

[telepathy]

i like how much you want me
for yourself
you want me to give you suggestions because you want to know what i fantasize about
is that it?

[somatosensory]

( it's an interesting revelation, sure. that she's less than bothered about how absolutely unhinged he is where she's concerned. other people probably would be, but he doesn't really give a fuck about them. )

I was a little curious.

[telepathy]

whats stopping you from looking

[somatosensory]

It's much more fun this way.
That and it'd feel different for you.

[telepathy]

what do you mean

[somatosensory]

I'm not as delicate as you are.
Mentally speaking.

[telepathy]

go fuck yourself