them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[triple]

LIKE WHAT IDIOT

[nichocolatine]

LIKE WHAT THAT DICK DO

[triple]

u know that already

[nichocolatine]

it doesn't matter idiot it's an example!!

[triple]

so u want me to tell u

[nichocolatine]

yeah sure

[triple]

( this is stupid. he has no idea if he's doing this right or not.

give him a second. )

i want u to suck me off first

[nichocolatine]

[ okay?? okay okay. he can work with this. ]

yeah?
do ya like getting hard in my mouth?

[triple]

( weird that it worked but. alright. )

yeah

( should probably offer more... )

feels good
don't have to work that hard now
i am already

[nichocolatine]

[ look beggars can't be choosers ]

you touchin yourself?

[triple]

( and now a brief interlude where they'll probably argue... )

how the hell am i supposed to do that and talk to u

[nichocolatine]

[ SO CLOSE ]

YOU FIGHT WITH THREE SWORDS YOU CANT TEXT WITH ONE HAND????

[triple]

( at least this is flirting to him so he'll probably keep his boner )

that's different

[nichocolatine]

is it
both things get you going

[triple]

i dont have to think when i fight

[nichocolatine]

maybe that's your problem
this doesn't have to be difficult

[triple]

how

[nichocolatine]

just turn your brain off and stop worrying about doing it right
tell me what you want

[triple]

not worried about anything

( hdu???? )

cant write and jerk off at the same time
probably

[nichocolatine]

you wanna call instead?

[triple]

yeah

( ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone )

[nichocolatine]

—Yellow?

[ lol get it bc banana phone ]

[triple]

( he sniffs, shifts )

Hey.

[nichocolatine]

You touchin' yourself now?

[triple]

Not yet. Say something.