them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[triple]

so u want me to tell u

[nichocolatine]

yeah sure

[triple]

( this is stupid. he has no idea if he's doing this right or not.

give him a second. )

i want u to suck me off first

[nichocolatine]

[ okay?? okay okay. he can work with this. ]

yeah?
do ya like getting hard in my mouth?

[triple]

( weird that it worked but. alright. )

yeah

( should probably offer more... )

feels good
don't have to work that hard now
i am already

[nichocolatine]

[ look beggars can't be choosers ]

you touchin yourself?

[triple]

( and now a brief interlude where they'll probably argue... )

how the hell am i supposed to do that and talk to u

[nichocolatine]

[ SO CLOSE ]

YOU FIGHT WITH THREE SWORDS YOU CANT TEXT WITH ONE HAND????

[triple]

( at least this is flirting to him so he'll probably keep his boner )

that's different

[nichocolatine]

is it
both things get you going

[triple]

i dont have to think when i fight

[nichocolatine]

maybe that's your problem
this doesn't have to be difficult

[triple]

how

[nichocolatine]

just turn your brain off and stop worrying about doing it right
tell me what you want

[triple]

not worried about anything

( hdu???? )

cant write and jerk off at the same time
probably

[nichocolatine]

you wanna call instead?

[triple]

yeah

( ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone )

[nichocolatine]

—Yellow?

[ lol get it bc banana phone ]

[triple]

( he sniffs, shifts )

Hey.

[nichocolatine]

You touchin' yourself now?

[triple]

Not yet. Say something.

[nichocolatine]

[ hmm. ]

Knowin' you wanted to talk to me cuz you were feelin' horny got me all excited too. Got me thinkin' about the last time you came over. We didn't even make it to the bedroom, remember?

[triple]

( he just gives a low, rumbling sort of sound at first. he does, in fact, remember that. and even though he can be real damn annoying, in person is much better than whatever this is. )

Yeah, because you were begging for it.

[nichocolatine]

[ it's not an unfamiliar sound for badou, who takes a moment to let it travel down his spine, warming him further. ]

Show up at my door that hard and you think I'm gonna be patient?

[triple]

( he leans back against the wall with his eyes closed, remembering how that evening played out. it's hard to forget how badou felt around him. )

Even if I wasn't would it have been any different?