them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[nichocolatine]

I mighta thrown in less "pleases" here and there, who knows.

[triple]

Yeah, sure you would have. Think you're just good at begging.

[nichocolatine]

[ BOTH OF THESE THINGS CAN BE TRUE. who knew his penchant for begging for his life can come in so handy in the bedroom? ]

So good you almost came before you even got to put it in? Yeah.

[triple]

( anyone would know that, ho! )

You wouldn't stop touching me. What was I supposed to do, hold it in? It's not like I couldn't come again in a few minutes.

[nichocolatine]

I mean. You still did.

[triple]

Well, yeah. ( he laughs; it sounds ridiculously cocky. ) I have legendary stamina.

[nichocolatine]

[ cock in every way, huh. ]

Don't I know it. Not that I'd ever ask for it, but do you even know how to slow down?

[triple]

( 🐓 )

Yeah. But, why? It's not what you want, not what I want when I'm with you.

[nichocolatine]

What about when you're with someone else?

[triple]

( what? even someone like zoro knows this is an Alarm Situation )

Why do you want to know about that?

[nichocolatine]

Just curious.

[triple]

( he sighs, not quite annoyed but possibly on the way )

If they ask me to slow down, I might. I have.

[nichocolatine]

I'm gonna make you slow down next time.

[triple]

Why? You're just as impatient as I am.

[nichocolatine]

No harm in switchin' things up every now and then, right? Maybe the payoff'll be better.

[triple]

I guess. If that's what you wanna do.

[nichocolatine]

It's a thought.

What I really wanna do now is get my mouth on ya.

[triple]

Yeah, I want that, too. Been wanting that.

[nichocolatine]

Was that what you were thinking of when you hit me up?

[triple]

Kinda. Mostly wanted to know where you were, still do. This phone shit ain't cuttin' it.

[nichocolatine]

M'home. [ there is, rather deliberately, the very distinct sound of a zipper being undone. ] You should come over.

If you think you can walk around with you hard dick swinging between your legs.

[triple]

Not the first time I've done it, probably not going to be the last, either. See ya.

( and he hangs up, just like that. doesn't even wait for a goodbye or anything. he sets off after that and makes his way over, boner and all. it may flag slightly, but... not completely. he's too horny right now for that to happen.

sooner rather than later there's a knock-knock-knocking on the chamber door. )

[nichocolatine]

[ hah, nasty fucker. badou can't lie and say it doesn't turn him on even further to think about zoro suffering through an untouched boner just to get to him. it definitely keeps him in the mood so that by the time he hears that knocking, he's nursing a half-hard erection himself. dressed down to just a half-undone button-up and a pair of red briefs that clashes with his hair, he opens the door and stands there without any shame at all as his one good eye drinks the sight of zoro in. ]

'sup, baby.

[triple]

( it takes an act of a god he doesn't believe in for zoro to lose his boner after getting really turned on. so it won't take much effort on badou's part — especially since he answers the door like that — to get him at full attention once again. in fact, he's nearly there now. zoro's eyes flicker over him for a split second before just barging inside like he owns the place.

even though he is a charging bull, he does at least kick the door closed behind him just as he's grabbing for badou. both arms wrap around and drag him close and he doesn't even bothering waiting before crashing their lips together in a crushing kiss.

that's enough of a greeting, right? )

[nichocolatine]

[ oh? okay okay, yeah, he can work with this.

truthfully badou should have known the other man wouldn't have the patience to do any sort of song and dance before getting right to it — zoro hardly ever does, so being horny as fuck isn't gonna make it any more of a possibility.

there's a sound to badou's grin that's half a chuckle, half a groan as his body practically melts into the other's. the kiss isn't pretty — it's rough and obscene, full of tongues and teeth and heavy breathing. zoro's fully dressed, the absolute moron, so badou's hands fly up to divest the man of whatever layers he's got on. he's got a lot to catch up to, see. but it isn't long till the redhead's trailing a hand down to his prize, curling slim fingers around the bulge that happily thickens up to meet him. ]