them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[nichocolatine]

[ it's not an unfamiliar sound for badou, who takes a moment to let it travel down his spine, warming him further. ]

Show up at my door that hard and you think I'm gonna be patient?

[triple]

( he leans back against the wall with his eyes closed, remembering how that evening played out. it's hard to forget how badou felt around him. )

Even if I wasn't would it have been any different?

[nichocolatine]

I mighta thrown in less "pleases" here and there, who knows.

[triple]

Yeah, sure you would have. Think you're just good at begging.

[nichocolatine]

[ BOTH OF THESE THINGS CAN BE TRUE. who knew his penchant for begging for his life can come in so handy in the bedroom? ]

So good you almost came before you even got to put it in? Yeah.

[triple]

( anyone would know that, ho! )

You wouldn't stop touching me. What was I supposed to do, hold it in? It's not like I couldn't come again in a few minutes.

[nichocolatine]

I mean. You still did.

[triple]

Well, yeah. ( he laughs; it sounds ridiculously cocky. ) I have legendary stamina.

[nichocolatine]

[ cock in every way, huh. ]

Don't I know it. Not that I'd ever ask for it, but do you even know how to slow down?

[triple]

( 🐓 )

Yeah. But, why? It's not what you want, not what I want when I'm with you.

[nichocolatine]

What about when you're with someone else?

[triple]

( what? even someone like zoro knows this is an Alarm Situation )

Why do you want to know about that?

[nichocolatine]

Just curious.

[triple]

( he sighs, not quite annoyed but possibly on the way )

If they ask me to slow down, I might. I have.

[nichocolatine]

I'm gonna make you slow down next time.

[triple]

Why? You're just as impatient as I am.

[nichocolatine]

No harm in switchin' things up every now and then, right? Maybe the payoff'll be better.

[triple]

I guess. If that's what you wanna do.

[nichocolatine]

It's a thought.

What I really wanna do now is get my mouth on ya.

[triple]

Yeah, I want that, too. Been wanting that.

[nichocolatine]

Was that what you were thinking of when you hit me up?

[triple]

Kinda. Mostly wanted to know where you were, still do. This phone shit ain't cuttin' it.

[nichocolatine]

M'home. [ there is, rather deliberately, the very distinct sound of a zipper being undone. ] You should come over.

If you think you can walk around with you hard dick swinging between your legs.

[triple]

Not the first time I've done it, probably not going to be the last, either. See ya.

( and he hangs up, just like that. doesn't even wait for a goodbye or anything. he sets off after that and makes his way over, boner and all. it may flag slightly, but... not completely. he's too horny right now for that to happen.

sooner rather than later there's a knock-knock-knocking on the chamber door. )

[nichocolatine]

[ hah, nasty fucker. badou can't lie and say it doesn't turn him on even further to think about zoro suffering through an untouched boner just to get to him. it definitely keeps him in the mood so that by the time he hears that knocking, he's nursing a half-hard erection himself. dressed down to just a half-undone button-up and a pair of red briefs that clashes with his hair, he opens the door and stands there without any shame at all as his one good eye drinks the sight of zoro in. ]

'sup, baby.