them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[triple]

not worried about anything

( hdu???? )

cant write and jerk off at the same time
probably

[nichocolatine]

you wanna call instead?

[triple]

yeah

( ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone )

[nichocolatine]

—Yellow?

[ lol get it bc banana phone ]

[triple]

( he sniffs, shifts )

Hey.

[nichocolatine]

You touchin' yourself now?

[triple]

Not yet. Say something.

[nichocolatine]

[ hmm. ]

Knowin' you wanted to talk to me cuz you were feelin' horny got me all excited too. Got me thinkin' about the last time you came over. We didn't even make it to the bedroom, remember?

[triple]

( he just gives a low, rumbling sort of sound at first. he does, in fact, remember that. and even though he can be real damn annoying, in person is much better than whatever this is. )

Yeah, because you were begging for it.

[nichocolatine]

[ it's not an unfamiliar sound for badou, who takes a moment to let it travel down his spine, warming him further. ]

Show up at my door that hard and you think I'm gonna be patient?

[triple]

( he leans back against the wall with his eyes closed, remembering how that evening played out. it's hard to forget how badou felt around him. )

Even if I wasn't would it have been any different?

[nichocolatine]

I mighta thrown in less "pleases" here and there, who knows.

[triple]

Yeah, sure you would have. Think you're just good at begging.

[nichocolatine]

[ BOTH OF THESE THINGS CAN BE TRUE. who knew his penchant for begging for his life can come in so handy in the bedroom? ]

So good you almost came before you even got to put it in? Yeah.

[triple]

( anyone would know that, ho! )

You wouldn't stop touching me. What was I supposed to do, hold it in? It's not like I couldn't come again in a few minutes.

[nichocolatine]

I mean. You still did.

[triple]

Well, yeah. ( he laughs; it sounds ridiculously cocky. ) I have legendary stamina.

[nichocolatine]

[ cock in every way, huh. ]

Don't I know it. Not that I'd ever ask for it, but do you even know how to slow down?

[triple]

( 🐓 )

Yeah. But, why? It's not what you want, not what I want when I'm with you.

[nichocolatine]

What about when you're with someone else?

[triple]

( what? even someone like zoro knows this is an Alarm Situation )

Why do you want to know about that?

[nichocolatine]

Just curious.

[triple]

( he sighs, not quite annoyed but possibly on the way )

If they ask me to slow down, I might. I have.

[nichocolatine]

I'm gonna make you slow down next time.

[triple]

Why? You're just as impatient as I am.