INUYASHA! KAGOME! ([personal profile] inuyasock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2023-06-27 05:42 am

them sexts







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

idoltery: (g036)

Mayumi Kururugi | Original Character | f/f

[personal profile] idoltery 2023-06-28 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[16 year old idol singer, very wholesome and squeaky clean public image, actually horny on main irl. Feel free to assume your character is a fan who got her number somehow or an irl friend of hers.]
emptyworlds: (pic#16535195)

[personal profile] emptyworlds 2023-06-28 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
mayumin
uhm
do you have to text me all your favorite shots every time you buy one of my swimsuit magazines...?
its embarrassing

especially since this one was a little skimpier than usual
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[personal profile] idoltery 2023-06-28 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
but sao-chaaaaan, that's what makes them the best! ✰
you look so cuuuuute in these swimsuits!
and all it would take is one little tug on a string to see something really dirty~
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[personal profile] emptyworlds 2023-06-28 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
those strings were flimsy as is!!
i had to reach down and make sure they were in place a bunch
but i was worried they were gonna fall off

ahhh, and the wind kept blowing up my sarong
and they were like, 'well, there's shots of you with it off in here anyway'
but it being lifted up is different from it being off!
its perverted...
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[personal profile] idoltery 2023-06-28 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
oh?
so i wouldn't even need to pull on them?
i could be walking down the beach with sao-chan in matching bikinis, and then!
suddenly!
both our tops fall off!!

kyaaaaaa that's so awful!
i hope it never happens of course
that'd be just terrible...
almost as terrible as the wind blowing up sao-chan's sarong except she isn't wearing anything at all under it in this fantasy...
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[personal profile] emptyworlds 2023-06-28 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
why wouldnt i be wearing anything under it!!

and that first one nearly happened!

im so perky
so tops that push everything together like that...
they feel like theyre gonna burst out
its embarrassing!

youre embarrassing!
mayumin
youre doing this on purpose!!!
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[personal profile] idoltery 2023-06-28 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
it's a fantasyyyy sao-chan
i don't gotta explain nothin ✰

ahhhh talking about your perky booooobs
i bet your nipples poke out really far huh?
do you have to tape them down?
do you wear pasties when you go to school?

doing whaaaaat sao-chan?
i'm just a sweet, innocent, naive girl
i don't do naughty things~
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[personal profile] emptyworlds 2023-06-28 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
what youre doing is talking about my perky boobs!
and me wearing pasties!
i wear a bra like a normal person

even if they are big
and a bra doesnt really stop them from bouncing some
im still normal



you definitely do naughty things...
on that tv show, you nearly made a naughty joke, didnt you?
dont act like you didnt get what you were saying
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[personal profile] idoltery 2023-06-28 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
not in my head you dooooon't
your nipples are so pokey-pokey they stand out even when you wear a bra!
if you want me to stop believing it, prove me wrong~

oh, not just pokey-pokey, but jiggle jiggle!
i knew it!
i wish your photoshoots were videotaped, i want to watch you bounce!



oh, yeah, my producer got really made when i almost said
she said i need to do what she says and not mess around like that and blah blah blah
i just wanted her to pull me across her lap and spank me when i'm bad, is that too much to ask?
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[personal profile] emptyworlds 2023-06-28 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
thats way too much to ask!
isnt she twice our age???


and
some of them have bonus videos if you buy the special editions online
i think you can find the older ones at second hand sites
ahh... i dont get any money for that, though...



also how big do you even think my nipples are!?
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[personal profile] idoltery 2023-06-28 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
yeaaaaaah, but i've got a thing for the stern mommy types
i'd let her step all over me if she wanted to~

ooh really?!
i'm gonna work so hard to find those!
and don't worry sao-chan, i'll still pay you
or better yet, you could model for me in person and i'd pay you REALLY well



ummmm idk maybe 3cm?
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[personal profile] emptyworlds 2023-06-28 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
youd want even pervier poses than a gravure direct

... 3

... 3cm...





uhm,
mayumin
there arent any pics where you can kind of see them, right?
you dont know for sure, right???
haha...
idoltery: (g017)

[personal profile] idoltery 2023-06-28 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
and i'll bring plenty of thousand yen notes for... reasons ✰



ooooohhhhh?
did i guess the size right????????
i've never actually seen them but i have a big nipple kink and

aahhhhhh sao-chan tell me right now if i'm right!
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[personal profile] emptyworlds 2023-06-28 03:24 am (UTC)(link)


promise you wont say anything mean
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[personal profile] idoltery 2023-06-28 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
dooooooes i want to suck on them count as mean?
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[personal profile] emptyworlds 2023-06-28 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[She - really doesn't have a response to that. So she just sends the picture. She's lifting up her shirt, the bra underneath it, desperately not looking at the camera. Her breasts aren't huge, or anything, but they're very perky, even bare like this - a down then up sort of shape, pointing up a little. Heavy and pretty dense. They look so bouncy and soft.

Her areolas are kind of broad, pink, bumpy. They look really sensitive.

And her nipples are -

Maybe a little over 3cm. It's hard to say, since it's not like she's super turned on right now, but they're thick, even pinker than her areolas. About the length of her thumbs. They look so needy. It's a still picture, but Mayumi can practically imagine them twitching from the cold air of her room.

Long legs and arms, tiny waist. Wide hips. Saori's got kind of the perfect model build, so she's -

Yeah, she looks really self-conscious about this in specific.
]

im gonna die
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[personal profile] idoltery 2023-06-28 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Mayumi's response is not swift in coming. For what surely must feel like an agonizing eternity for Saori, she takes almost a full minute to even begin typing.]

sao-chan...
those are
the hottest things i have ever seen

i wanna touch em
i wanna suck on em
i wanna do things
that would make you call me a huge perv
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[personal profile] emptyworlds 2023-06-28 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
embarrassing!!
im already calling you that
how do you even get a nipple fetish

show me yours
its fair


and be more specific
theyre
sensitive
you can probably tell
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[personal profile] idoltery 2023-06-28 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
i can get a lot pervier ✰
and not just a nipple fetish
a BIG nipple fetish
i like them big and thick
just like yourrrrrrrs

kyaaaaaa asking an idol for nudes!!!!!
how dare you!
...i'll think about it~



hmmmm what if
i did something
like
rub my boobs on yours
symmetrical docking is another kink of mine~

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[personal profile] shorteststack 2023-07-01 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
are you ever gonna do anything but like my tweets where i post my boobs

i draw sometimes too you know
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[personal profile] idoltery 2023-07-01 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
i already like your best artwork!
your boobs ARE art, zuka-chan!!!



also where do you post them uncovered and uncensored
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[personal profile] shorteststack 2023-07-01 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
nowhere!
posting lowcut tops is one thing but i dont want my boobs to be world famous
theyd be plastered all over the internet if i ever did nudes



and they look worse naked anyway
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[personal profile] idoltery 2023-07-01 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
but i still wanna see em.....

what if i let you see mine?
we could trade! ✰
just for our eyes only
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[personal profile] shorteststack 2023-07-01 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
itd take like twenty pics of yours to equal one of mine

are you trying to con me into starting an onlyfans or something?

how about you post a nude somewhere without your face in it

since you thought id do stuff like that
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[personal profile] idoltery 2023-07-01 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
ok

[No arguments from her!]

i'll post a full faceless nude to an image board

you choose which one, and you pick my pose

if you'll do the same thing