them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[presion]

I've noticed.

Are you going to say that's my fault?

[rosado]

I know I SAID to spank me, but you could have held back a little more.

[Just... ignore that she was asking (read: begging) for more while they were still in the moment.]

[presion]

Really. You think I wasn't holding back?

[ Remember who you're talking to, Isabela. She's always holding back. ]

I distinctly remember someone telling me that they're not fragile, and to give them more. Colorfully.

[rosado]

Of course you were, but you could have done it more.

[Okay, she knows that's not fair, but her pride!]

Next time, start with a love tap, and we'll go up from there.

[presion]

Oh, my apologies, princesa. Maybe you are a little more fragile than you thought, hmm?

Want me to kiss it better?

[rosado]

[Oh, she knows sarcasm when she reads it.]

Do I want you to kiss my rear end?

Sure. Pucker up, hermana.

[presion]

You know, I like it when you're feisty.

But you better be prepared for what comes next.

[rosado]

Feisty might as well be my middle name, Luisa.

Oh? And what does come next, pray tell?

[presion]

It's up there alright.

Well, if you're bent over and bare-ass in front of me, I can't be blamed for where my lips end up. Or my tongue. Or my fingers.

[rosado]

Well, if you've just kissed my bare ass, I suppose I'd be in a good mood. What if I said you can put your lips, your tongue, and your fingers anywhere you like?

[presion]

Well, if you said that, then I suppose I'd have to hold you to it. There's a lot of you I want to taste, Miss Perfect.

[rosado]

Then you better get tasting everything you can, you big, beautiful, musclebound ox. Maybe I make it easy for you, take a seat on your face, huh? You can taste lots from there.

[presion]

You're lucky you're cute enough to get away with calling me an 'ox.' And maybe. I don't think I'd complain. Or I could pin you down, and take my time eating you out.

You are so cute when you beg, you know.

[rosado]

As long as I'm feeling your tongue one place or another, I guess I can't complain, can I? And don't worry, I'll keep being cute enough to tease you forever.

But I don't beg. You know that.

[presion]

No, I don't think you'll have any room to complain. And I know if you want something, you won't hesitate to tell me.

Oh, that's right. You "strongly request."

[rosado]

Of course. If there's anything in particular I want from you, I'll strongly request it. Glad we got all this figured out.

And since we're on the topic, I strongly request you make no plans tonight.

[presion]

And you're never even a little bit whiny or desperate when you do, of course.

Oh yes? Going to keep me busy tonight?

[rosado]

I've never been either of those things in my life.

And quite so, yes. I thought I'd return the favor for last night's misfortune. How hard would I need to spank you for you to even feel it, though?

[presion]

Whatever you want to tell yourself, Bela.

I don't think you could hit me hard enough to feel it, to be honest with you.

[rosado]

Really? Want to bet on that?

Because I bet I can have you begging me for mercy within three or four strikes to that admittedly lovely posterior.

[presion]

Oh really. Three to four?

How's about this, then. You get four hits. If I beg for mercy, you can do anything you want to me, no questions ask. But if I don't, you're all mine. Sound fair?

[rosado]

Not only am I yours, but I'll let you have Mirabel all to yourself. For a month.

Did I mention I would not be using my hands?

[presion]

My, aren't we confident. That's quite an offer.

What were you planning to use, then?

[rosado]

Why, my vines, of course. I've been working on making them big and strong, just like my dear sister.

One of them managed to crack wood, it struck so hard. You should at least feel that, no?

[presion]

[ Luisa would be lying if she said that didn't change things at least a little - so she's just not going to say anything. ]

Well, how noble of you.

But you'll still have to try hard. Your sister is a mountain, remember?