them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[mjollni]

i'm not asgardian
technically

( she has asgardian citizenship because of the whole mjolnir and god of thunder situation. but she's 100% human. )

oooooh
you
do you

[nekipas]

and i'm not olympian.

[ she is, strictly speaking, a chthonic goddess. doesn't mean she's not grouped in with the rest. ]

yeah.
curious about that stamina of yours, sweetcheeks.

[mjollni]

seems to me like we'll have to run a battery of experiments to test it out huh
so how are you gonna put me through the wringer?

[nekipas]

eating you out until you cry.

[mjollni]

that's a good one
it'd test out your stamina as well
and self-control
how long can you go before finally fingering yourself?
how long can i go before finally fingering you??

[nekipas]

yeah i can finger you too, sure.
you'll probably cry faster.

[ that's what she meant, right? right. ]

[mjollni]

haha yeah i will
i've seen you play your guitar so i know how dexterous you are
but i'd reciprocate
eat you out, finger you
i want to hear you cry too

[nekipas]

you can get two out of three.

[ crying - well, it's not that she doesn't cry, just that it ain't sexy. ]

[mjollni]

that ain't bad
you'll get me screaming
itll probably surprise you but i'm quite vocal during sex

[nekipas]

yeah?
figured you'd be the buttoned up type
little moans, biting down on your lip
that sort of shit

[mjollni]

oh well maybe before
but i'm a god now
i should start acting like one with all the debauchery haha

( don't worry. jane screaming a bit from hades' tongue is the most debauchery she'll ever engage in. )

[nekipas]

hey
if that's how you're going to reinvent yourself, i ain't gonna stop you.

[mjollni]

you said you were going t eat me out until i cried and i'm going to hold you to that promise

[nekipas]

don't make promises often.
but i'll make an exception for you, janey.