them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[jedimaster]

You've got great aim with that thing.

[mjollni]

ha thanks
actually can i confess something?
i don't have great aim
i just have to think where i want the hammer to go and it goes because of magic
it's not like it is with cap's shield where you need to have great aim or how it is with your stuff
now you you got great aim

[jedimaster]

Aiming with your feelings definitely counts. Or else half of my 'great' aim is bogus. The stuff where I bounce projectiles back is just asking it nicely to go there.

[mjollni]

i thank mjolnir when it returns to me
alright whats the largest thing you can lift with your force power?
can you lift people??

[jedimaster]

[ O no that's really cute. ]

People, yes. Largest, I'm not sure. It's based on willpower and belief, instead of displacing physics. I tried to think of it like an equation back when I was first learning, but one of the variables is infinite, so I just gave myself a headache. You'd probably be able to write a less inept one, huh?

[mjollni]

( watch jane cockblock herself by being too cute and awkward smh )

i think you explained it well!
you're talking about willpower and belief 2 things that really can't be measured in an equation
emotional primal stuff like that is supposed to be felt

[jedimaster]

[ Or will it be Luke's total lack of game ?? Stay tuned. ]

So we're back to good aim.

[mjollni]

hey good aim is cool!
theres so many people who get paid a lot and get a lot of perks because of it

( which sounds like the opening of a rant about how much money schools pump into the athletics rather than science or even the arts but jane will spare luke the misery. )

i don't know if it's still the same but when i was in school it was the good aimer who were the mos popular guy
quarterback
that's what the good aimer is called haha

[jedimaster]

[ Luke definitely thinks she means bounty hunters! ]

The good aimers didn't have whole backs? That's rough. Or impressive. The popular guys were just wealthy, when I was in school.

[mjollni]

( eh bounty hunters, football players. helmet wearing meatheads the lot of em. )

they were also wealthy
and huge dicks
but hey look at us now huh

[jedimaster]

Rising above petty problems for other, bigger, much weirder problems?