INUYASHA! KAGOME! ([personal profile] inuyasock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2023-06-27 05:42 am

them sexts







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[personal profile] mjollni 2023-06-29 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
i thank mjolnir when it returns to me
alright whats the largest thing you can lift with your force power?
can you lift people??
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[personal profile] jedimaster 2023-06-29 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ O no that's really cute. ]

People, yes. Largest, I'm not sure. It's based on willpower and belief, instead of displacing physics. I tried to think of it like an equation back when I was first learning, but one of the variables is infinite, so I just gave myself a headache. You'd probably be able to write a less inept one, huh?
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[personal profile] mjollni 2023-06-29 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
( watch jane cockblock herself by being too cute and awkward smh )

i think you explained it well!
you're talking about willpower and belief 2 things that really can't be measured in an equation
emotional primal stuff like that is supposed to be felt
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[personal profile] jedimaster 2023-06-29 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Or will it be Luke's total lack of game ?? Stay tuned. ]

So we're back to good aim.
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[personal profile] mjollni 2023-06-29 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
hey good aim is cool!
theres so many people who get paid a lot and get a lot of perks because of it


( which sounds like the opening of a rant about how much money schools pump into the athletics rather than science or even the arts but jane will spare luke the misery. )

i don't know if it's still the same but when i was in school it was the good aimer who were the mos popular guy
quarterback
that's what the good aimer is called haha
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[personal profile] jedimaster 2023-06-29 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Luke definitely thinks she means bounty hunters! ]

The good aimers didn't have whole backs? That's rough. Or impressive. The popular guys were just wealthy, when I was in school.
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[personal profile] mjollni 2023-06-29 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
( eh bounty hunters, football players. helmet wearing meatheads the lot of em. )

they were also wealthy
and huge dicks
but hey look at us now huh
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[personal profile] jedimaster 2023-06-30 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Rising above petty problems for other, bigger, much weirder problems?