them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

the mighty thor; mcu

[mjollni]

( can also do plain jane. just ask! )

[jedimaster]

You've got great aim with that thing.

[mjollni]

ha thanks
actually can i confess something?
i don't have great aim
i just have to think where i want the hammer to go and it goes because of magic
it's not like it is with cap's shield where you need to have great aim or how it is with your stuff
now you you got great aim

[jedimaster]

Aiming with your feelings definitely counts. Or else half of my 'great' aim is bogus. The stuff where I bounce projectiles back is just asking it nicely to go there.

[mjollni]

i thank mjolnir when it returns to me
alright whats the largest thing you can lift with your force power?
can you lift people??

[jedimaster]

[ O no that's really cute. ]

People, yes. Largest, I'm not sure. It's based on willpower and belief, instead of displacing physics. I tried to think of it like an equation back when I was first learning, but one of the variables is infinite, so I just gave myself a headache. You'd probably be able to write a less inept one, huh?

[mjollni]

( watch jane cockblock herself by being too cute and awkward smh )

i think you explained it well!
you're talking about willpower and belief 2 things that really can't be measured in an equation
emotional primal stuff like that is supposed to be felt

[jedimaster]

[ Or will it be Luke's total lack of game ?? Stay tuned. ]

So we're back to good aim.

[mjollni]

hey good aim is cool!
theres so many people who get paid a lot and get a lot of perks because of it

( which sounds like the opening of a rant about how much money schools pump into the athletics rather than science or even the arts but jane will spare luke the misery. )

i don't know if it's still the same but when i was in school it was the good aimer who were the mos popular guy
quarterback
that's what the good aimer is called haha

[nekipas]

welcome to the god club, foster.

[mjollni]

i hardly consider myself a god but thanks for the welcome
is there an initiation or a membership card or whatever?
i texted thor but he never responded
i think he broke his phone again

[nekipas]

he hasn't answered my texts in a fucking century
don't take it personally.

[mjollni]

no raven with parchment attached to its foot either?
i'm going to be relying on you to show me the ropes to thia god business
don't let me do anything too stupid

[nekipas]

[ well, that's an easy opening. ]

do me instead.
i've done enough dumb shit for both of us.

[mjollni]

haha do what to you?

[nekipas]

come the fuck on.
i know asgardians bone.

[mjollni]

i'm not asgardian
technically

( she has asgardian citizenship because of the whole mjolnir and god of thunder situation. but she's 100% human. )

oooooh
you
do you

[itsdoctorlewis]

Your biceps are killing me, boss.
I'm so distracted by 'em I might forget to breathe, and if that happens and I pass out you have to catch me...

...in those big strong... sexy arms...

[mjollni]

darcy i'm wearing a shirt and a lab coat so i don't know how you getting distracted by them
but if you fall sure i'll catch you but fall back
away from the equipment

[itsdoctorlewis]

It's knowing they're there, boss. When you first burst in with those arms, I had a Tex Avery reaction. I might have looked like a slack-jawed goober, but I was howling and pounding the table on the inside.

Woooooould you catch me if I fell at your apartment, then?

[mjollni]

wouldn't you want to be on the ground though
i think it'd be easier to do stuff to you there

[itsdoctorlewis]

That's why when you catch me, you carry me somewhere.
And then do stuff to me.
...stuff like what, by the way?

[mjollni]

or you know
stay on the ground where i'd already have you
i don't know
rip your clothes off and ravish you like a muscley oily men from one of those cheesy romance novels?
i'd probably go for your tits first
you have nice tits that i have been noticing a lot more lately
are you wearing tighter shirts with no bra on purpose?

[itsdoctorlewis]

damn, boss
i gotta fan myself because right now i have very much getting the vapors
love the ravishing idea, love everything about it... your arms around me, your strong hands tearing my clothes away, your mouth attacking my neck...

we just need to find some kind of barn for you to tear my clothes off in, or maybe on the deck of a pirate ship
and damn right you're going for the girls first, logical place to start
100% on purpose, by the way; saw you looking, decided to give you more to look at
wait until next week when i start wearing the low-cut tops: i can't jump up and down in those without being arrested for public indecency

[mjollni]

or the floor of my apartment
we've fucked there so many times why not stick with the familiarity right?
darcy if you wear those tops i'm going to be too busy with my hands down your shirt to get any work done
or too busy with my mouth
licking sucking biting