them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[itsdoctorlewis]

Your biceps are killing me, boss.
I'm so distracted by 'em I might forget to breathe, and if that happens and I pass out you have to catch me...

...in those big strong... sexy arms...

[mjollni]

darcy i'm wearing a shirt and a lab coat so i don't know how you getting distracted by them
but if you fall sure i'll catch you but fall back
away from the equipment

[itsdoctorlewis]

It's knowing they're there, boss. When you first burst in with those arms, I had a Tex Avery reaction. I might have looked like a slack-jawed goober, but I was howling and pounding the table on the inside.

Woooooould you catch me if I fell at your apartment, then?

[mjollni]

wouldn't you want to be on the ground though
i think it'd be easier to do stuff to you there

[itsdoctorlewis]

That's why when you catch me, you carry me somewhere.
And then do stuff to me.
...stuff like what, by the way?

[mjollni]

or you know
stay on the ground where i'd already have you
i don't know
rip your clothes off and ravish you like a muscley oily men from one of those cheesy romance novels?
i'd probably go for your tits first
you have nice tits that i have been noticing a lot more lately
are you wearing tighter shirts with no bra on purpose?

[itsdoctorlewis]

damn, boss
i gotta fan myself because right now i have very much getting the vapors
love the ravishing idea, love everything about it... your arms around me, your strong hands tearing my clothes away, your mouth attacking my neck...

we just need to find some kind of barn for you to tear my clothes off in, or maybe on the deck of a pirate ship
and damn right you're going for the girls first, logical place to start
100% on purpose, by the way; saw you looking, decided to give you more to look at
wait until next week when i start wearing the low-cut tops: i can't jump up and down in those without being arrested for public indecency

[mjollni]

or the floor of my apartment
we've fucked there so many times why not stick with the familiarity right?
darcy if you wear those tops i'm going to be too busy with my hands down your shirt to get any work done
or too busy with my mouth
licking sucking biting

[itsdoctorlewis]

when you're kissing me, i tend to forget about everything else anyway, including where i am

you're not dissuading me from wearing those tops
kinda the opposite actually
i wouldn't mind just having your head shoved up under my shirt on a constant basis, just going to work on my girls

[mjollni]

i'm tempted
since i'd have you down on the ground maybe i could sit on your face and you eat me out
you'd like that right?
for me to ride your face while i play with your girls

[itsdoctorlewis]

damn right you are, i'm very tempting, especially in aforementioned low-cut tops
you are very correct in that i would like that
your perfect, delicious pussy smothering my mouth as i thrust my tongue up into you, your thighs squeezing my head, my hands reaching up blindly to paw at you... all while you turn my tits into your personal play-toys