them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

aristaeus — original.

[somatosensory]

( info on journal. open to assumed cr/misfires/auing. 18+ but otherwise ota. )

[telepathy]

stop fantasizing about weird shit

[somatosensory]

Keep wandering around my subconscious and I'll have to start charging you rent.

[telepathy]

what the fuck is rent

[somatosensory]

It means what the fuck are you doing, looking at my fantasies, Mavis?

[telepathy]

you were masturbating loudly
i wanted to know

[somatosensory]

What I was thinking about?
You, obviously.

Although now I'm starting to wonder if I should be worried about this voyeuristic streak.

[telepathy]

don't turn this on me

[somatosensory]

Not so fun being kinkshamed is it?

[telepathy]

i dont care about that
but your changing the subject

[somatosensory]

I'm not apologizing for what goes on during my downtime, Mavis.

[telepathy]

if you dont want my opinions on how you spend it then you should spend less of it thinking about what you could ferret away in my vagina

[somatosensory]

What should I be thinking about?

[telepathy]

feels like a trap

[somatosensory]

Humor me.
You clearly have an opinion.

[trouvaille]

Are you thinking about me?

[somatosensory]

I'm always thinking about you.

[trouvaille]

Oh, he's slick.

I miss you. My bed's actually a comfortable temperature right now, it doesn't feel right.

[somatosensory]

I have my moments.

I have a similar problem.
Now I have all this extra room to sprawl out without your gentle nudges to keep me in line.

[trouvaille]

Don't name my cold feet, Ari.

[stemtypeoflady]

Can we just pretend I didn't send you that picture?

[somatosensory]

Now why would I go do a stupid thing like that?

[stemtypeoflady]

For the sake of my dignity?

[somatosensory]

I don't think dignity's your problem, Lewis.

[stemtypeoflady]

Not my top problem at least.