them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

building on the TFLN nonsense XD

[cafeultra]

Is it weird if I'm still thinking about your boobs with nacho cheez on em?

Y E S!!!!

[queenking]

i mean i ain't about to kinkshame, you know me, whatever gets your freak on.

[cafeultra]

I mean tbf it's more the boobs that are the appeal.

[queenking]

they're pretty great not gonna lie. sometimes i just hold them myself, cause i can.

more fun when others touch them, though 😏

[cafeultra]

Absolutely more fun for me to touch yours than for me to touch mine.

And vice versa. My little handful is ripe for grabbing

[queenking]

ong are you flirting with me right now? is this flirting? am I being WOOED?

[cafeultra]

Can't say I've ever wooed anyone but I'm def flirting.

Wait is it working??

[queenking]

i mean, yeah. i definitely wanna let you touch my boobs and maybe more.

sooooo good job.

[cafeultra]

Hell yeah.

What more would you let me do?

[queenking]

more like what WOULDN'T i let you do, babe~

for starters, my boobs are a good handful, but a BETTER mouthful. teeth n' all. i like getting marked up.

[cafeultra]

usually I'M the one getting marked up (which i like)

but getting to leave souvenirs for a change is a nice treat :)

i'd leave marks wherever you want em

[queenking]

ohhh is THAT what you're into? kinky 😏 i dig it. i bite a lot, so that's definitely a hazard.

promises, promises. if you wanna, you can come by and prove it. got the place to myself tonight.

[cafeultra]

oh i'm into a lot. ;)

i can come over tonight and show you, bet on it.

[queenking]

don't threaten me with a good time, sugar.

[A pause, then she sends a picture of her shirt tugged up, showing off a clingy black lacy bra -- with a nacho dorito stuck in her cleavage, for good measure.]

[cafeultra]

[ Becca gives the photo the attention it deserves, and quickly snaps one in return. It's a mirror selfie from her bedroom, jeans pulled down to show off similarly lacy panties, purple rather than black. ]

Well now I'm hungry and horny!
I mean I'm always horny tho

[queenking]

those are my TWO favorite things for someone to be omg

also purple looks so fcking good on you like good enough to eat 😏😏😏




sorry that was super corny. you're really hot.

[cafeultra]

well hey it just so happens that i like corny
my humor is either corny or dark af there's little in between

but if you wanted to bite my ass i would not stop you tbh.

ahhhh rl ate me feel free 2 ignore >.<

[queenking]

maybe that's why i like it so damn much. two best kinds of humor 😏

that a promise? a "gonna happen real soon" kinda promise?

heyyy it happens, no worries! <3

[cafeultra]

they ARE the best kinds of humor you're correct
no wonder I like you

it's a uhhh as soon as you like promise? not to sound too eager or anything

[queenking]

you like me cause i'm devastatingly hot and up for everything. and the cheez boob thing.

blanket forgiveness for seeming desperate, deal? cause if you wanna come over, i got zero plans.