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aedan trevelyan | dragon age inquisition | ota

[firstimpression]

[kelitsos]

So, now that our marriage is annulled, how do you feel about being exes with benefits?

[ The great thing about this is that if it goes poorly, she can just play it off as another joke. Win-win! ]

[firstimpression]

Intriguing prospect.

Does this mean you broke up with me just so we could have make up sex?

[ He's not mad about that, their fake break up was a delight. He'd do it all over again. ]

[kelitsos]

Who says we're making up?

Perhaps I just wanted to give you a sweeter farewell than a screaming match before I abscond to my private island.

[ The one she got in the breakup of course. ]

[firstimpression]

I don't recall agreeing to you getting sole custody of that island.

Which means we'll probably have to drag this out in court for a bit. Seems only fair that in between the legal battles we take advantage of the exes with benefits part.

[kelitsos]

That does sound fair. As long as you behave in court. No secret rendezvous behind the judge's back!

[firstimpression]

I promise to behave if you will.

[ And, as an aside - ]

You're quite fetching when you're fake angry at me.

[kelitsos]

If you're pleased with that, I can only imagine how beautiful you'll find me in the throes of passion.

[firstimpression]

I'd be lying if I said I hadn't already thought about it, fortunately I have a pretty vivid imagination.

[kelitsos]

Really? Well, since you're being honest, I can't deny you've crossed my mind more than once.

And not just because I've had to address the concerns about our argument.

[ She has to say it was worth it. ]

[firstimpression]

I'm very pleased to hear that.

What concerns? I thought we dealt with the aftermath quite maturely.

[ Okay, probably not, but it had been fun either way. ]

[kelitsos]

I wouldn't say it was my most mature afternoon.

But I did enjoy myself.

[ And people are always judging her, so why not give them something to really talk about? ]

[firstimpression]

So did I.

Enough that I think we should do it again sometime.

Fake arguing, or simply normal conversing.

[ The idea of getting to know her better was an appealing one, he couldn't deny that. ]

[kelitsos]

Wow.

So you don't think we'll get sick of each other within a week?

[ The whole thesis of their "break-up", really. ]

[firstimpression]

Only one way to find out.

I'm willing to risk another public shouting match.

[kelitsos]

As am I.

But I have a feeling we'll make it longer.

[ "With benefits" is always easier than a traditional courtship, she's absolutely sure of it. ]

[firstimpression]

I think we can make it to at least two weeks, I believe in us.

[kelitsos]

Depending on how good you are in bed, I think we can do three.