them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[webbs]

yeah
really works up a sweat, gwen

[canonevents]

muscle soreness? check.

[webbs]

get the shakes sometimes

[canonevents]

exactly! you get it.
ergo training
ergo does not count as playing hookie
ergo miguel can mind his own business

[webbs]

and you know what?
maybe we just need a change of scenery
we can """train""" on a beach

[canonevents]

a beach?
like with sand?
the coarse and rough and irritating kind that gets everywhere?

[webbs]

ok anakin
did you know
in some universes


they have blankets?

[canonevents]

ok but if i find sand in places that sand shouldn't be...

[webbs]

shower.

i can help

;)