them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[triple]

( he doesn't know anything about that )

i don't care about that

[nichocolatine]

good thing... i'm hot?

[triple]

youre not annoying all the time

( a high compliment )

[nichocolatine]

bet you say that to all the guys who put your dick in their mouth

[triple]

just the ones that aren't annoying

[nichocolatine]

[ his simplicity is such a charm point, it's astounding. ]

yeah yeah i got it
you want me over or what?

[triple]

cant imagine youd rather have conversation

[nichocolatine]

certain kinds of conversation can help ya unwind

[triple]

( he thinks about his crewmates. does not understand this. )

what

[nichocolatine]

i'm talking about sexting

[triple]

what the hell is that

[nichocolatine]

it's
it's like dirty talk!
over text!

[triple]

like what

[nichocolatine]

nothing nevermind

[ well now he's too embarrassed ]

[triple]

( wtf )

are u kidding me

[nichocolatine]

you wouldn't have been into it!
it requires talking

[triple]

sounds tiring
tell me anyway dummy

[nichocolatine]

that's not helping the mood

[triple]

youre the one that brought it up
just tell me what u mean

[nichocolatine]

cmon can't you do the math yourself??
it's like phone sex! but you're texting!
you just
yknow
narrate whatever you're doing or what you wanna do or whatever

[triple]

im talking to you

( :) )

[nichocolatine]

I MEANT THE SEXY STUFF DUMBASS

[triple]

LIKE WHAT IDIOT

[nichocolatine]

LIKE WHAT THAT DICK DO

[triple]

u know that already