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bakerstreet2025-05-22 09:00 pm
trashtalker) wrote in bakerstreet2025-05-22 09:00 pm
1. he was wearing a wide-striped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity, i'm not surprised she beat the shit out of him.
2. we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. or burn it. either way we'll deal with it later.
3. i don't trust him but he might be okay to hang out with if you have a knife on your person at all times.
4. yes, i'm threatening you. you work well under pressure, i'm catering to your specialized skillset.
5. woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. what's up with that?
6. it's easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone.
7. [ or send your own! misfires welcome. ]
2. we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. or burn it. either way we'll deal with it later.
3. i don't trust him but he might be okay to hang out with if you have a knife on your person at all times.
4. yes, i'm threatening you. you work well under pressure, i'm catering to your specialized skillset.
5. woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. what's up with that?
6. it's easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone.
7. [ or send your own! misfires welcome. ]
I know why you are like this but your dedication to self sabotage is frightening.
TRACK 1 four nights four shows! kind of crazy!
TRACK 2 did you actually try to call me or was that an accident?
TRACK 3 "not a big deal" like you can sleep it off or "not a big deal" something i'm gonna be mad about? where ARE you?
TRACK 4 i didn't really have time to eat today, so tell me what you ate! drinks don't count!
TRACK 5 hey this is hiiragi. new number. just so you have it! lmk you got this!
B-SIDE. [ tl;dr hiiragi is in a band -- SYH -- that's pretty popular! they're growing in their following. a pretty boy who wears his heart on his sleeve, overworks due to his lifelong love affair with music and also some hangups. m/m or ota gen. age range 16ish-26ish so if you have a pref just mention it. ]
TRACK 2 did you actually try to call me or was that an accident?
TRACK 3 "not a big deal" like you can sleep it off or "not a big deal" something i'm gonna be mad about? where ARE you?
TRACK 4 i didn't really have time to eat today, so tell me what you ate! drinks don't count!
TRACK 5 hey this is hiiragi. new number. just so you have it! lmk you got this!
B-SIDE. [ tl;dr hiiragi is in a band -- SYH -- that's pretty popular! they're growing in their following. a pretty boy who wears his heart on his sleeve, overworks due to his lifelong love affair with music and also some hangups. m/m or ota gen. age range 16ish-26ish so if you have a pref just mention it. ]
You should know better already.
It's always a big deal! I just put on a pretty convincing face.
It's always a big deal! I just put on a pretty convincing face.
un. The fact that you could barely slur coherent sentences didn't stop you from constantly correcting her grammar.
deux. To be fair, I didn't have the foggiest idea I was capable of bending like that. It was a shock for us both.
trois. I haven't slept in 56 hours. I just want to lay on the floor and have someone scratch my scalp and tell me I'm a good boy.
quatre. Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood and broken glass everywhere. I've got the worst hangover. But some guy said he's making crepes, so it's okay.
cinq. The better the sex is the worse I hate myself. I've done absolutely nothing to deserve three orgasms. And yet.
six. The stabbing was a little unnecessary. Everything else was fine though.
( i'm at the end of the game and have completed all the gustave-related content, mark for spoilers tho! )
deux. To be fair, I didn't have the foggiest idea I was capable of bending like that. It was a shock for us both.
trois. I haven't slept in 56 hours. I just want to lay on the floor and have someone scratch my scalp and tell me I'm a good boy.
quatre. Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood and broken glass everywhere. I've got the worst hangover. But some guy said he's making crepes, so it's okay.
cinq. The better the sex is the worse I hate myself. I've done absolutely nothing to deserve three orgasms. And yet.
six. The stabbing was a little unnecessary. Everything else was fine though.
( i'm at the end of the game and have completed all the gustave-related content, mark for spoilers tho! )
1. He said, quote, "Vocabulary what? Shakespeare is my bitch."
2. You drank whiskey for 9 hours and didn't eat anything. I am not certain what outcome you expected.
3. Pants are not optional.
4. I am going to preempt your incoming query with an emphatic "no."
5. You were angry and had nothing else available so you threw a breakfast burrito.
6. [ or send your own! misfires welcome. ]
2. You drank whiskey for 9 hours and didn't eat anything. I am not certain what outcome you expected.
3. Pants are not optional.
4. I am going to preempt your incoming query with an emphatic "no."
5. You were angry and had nothing else available so you threw a breakfast burrito.
6. [ or send your own! misfires welcome. ]
Fair enough but I'm. Going to need to borrow a shirt.
1. noooo, i don't wanna go, i've already changed pants and put my crocs on
2. you're handcuffed to the bar bc you thought you could fly and started running for the windows
3. i've had cake for breakfast the last 3 days, you tell me how things are going
4. come join me, i have shark onesies for everyone
5. [ text/misfire him! ]
( info. open to anachronistic texting, actual texting, or letters/messages. )
1 — meow? more like how could this be???
2 — ( reaction pic )
3 — i keep it 99 bc i be lying sometimes
4 — at your house i stole a bowl of cereal
5 — after some thought and consideration i've decided to calm down
6 — fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
7 — ( bring your own. )
1. You're better off without him. Actually, he's better off without you and that's what really matters.
2. Saying I'm screwed is like saying that the Titanic took on a little water.
3. Don't release him no matter what he says. I need him later.
4. He saw me, sighed, and went to go get a hypo.
5. So if c = fλ is the speed of light, you need c = fλ + 1 to really get past the barrier. That is, c = 3 × 108 m/s is easier to read, and easier to visualize adding +1 to it. I've been trying to explain this to a guy in the bar for an hour. I feel like I'm breaking the prime directive.
6. [ or send your own! misfires welcome. as usual, lmk if you want any of the others:moderatechill, pseudochill, or stillnotchill. ]
2. Saying I'm screwed is like saying that the Titanic took on a little water.
3. Don't release him no matter what he says. I need him later.
4. He saw me, sighed, and went to go get a hypo.
5. So if c = fλ is the speed of light, you need c = fλ + 1 to really get past the barrier. That is, c = 3 × 108 m/s is easier to read, and easier to visualize adding +1 to it. I've been trying to explain this to a guy in the bar for an hour. I feel like I'm breaking the prime directive.
6. [ or send your own! misfires welcome. as usual, lmk if you want any of the others:
moderatechill, pseudochill, or stillnotchill. ]1. It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
2. We found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
3. Did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
4. Subtle isn't quite how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night.
5. ( text him! info and permissions apply )
2. We found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
3. Did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
4. Subtle isn't quite how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night.
5. ( text him! info and permissions apply )
1. He made very earnest but slurred and misguided comments about my belts. I was unaware that he was attempting a sexual proposal.
2. The lack of regard with which you hold your safety is troubling. I would prefer you consider it more highly in future.
3. Please explain this "assignment" you claim my misunderstanding of.
4. Sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm.
5. I feel as though your expectations may turn out illegal in some way.
6. [ or send your own! misfires welcome. very much voicetesting, lmao. ]
2. The lack of regard with which you hold your safety is troubling. I would prefer you consider it more highly in future.
3. Please explain this "assignment" you claim my misunderstanding of.
4. Sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm.
5. I feel as though your expectations may turn out illegal in some way.
6. [ or send your own! misfires welcome. very much voicetesting, lmao. ]
Edited 2025-05-23 04:04 (UTC)
1. Before I ask for context, let me ask this: will I be mad that I don't have plausible deniability after I hear this story?
2. We have to leave
like now.
3. If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think.
4. The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind.
5. I found another stray cat.
6. I head-butted the bartender, he tried to bite the bouncer.
7. BRING YOUR OWN, Tbolts compliant!
2. We have to leave
like now.
3. If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think.
4. The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind.
5. I found another stray cat.
6. I head-butted the bartender, he tried to bite the bouncer.
7. BRING YOUR OWN, Tbolts compliant!
1 ► I want a man so kind and soft-hearted it hurts my heart when I'm mean to him
2 ► imagine having beef with me. like some nice roast beef with potatoes and carrots. please have beef with me
3 ► Apparently my royal knight feels like she'll "always be chasing the high" of a potato salad she had at a family friend's funeral 3 years ago
4 ► I've been working too many hours and we aren’t getting to spend a lot of time together so before we go to sleep we’ve been agreeing on a place we will try to meet in our dreams. Like I will say “under the flowering cherry tree on Silkspinner's Street” and he says “Week 3 of the Siege of Belega”
01. You were put on this earth to give me a headache.
02. I can't do that. I am practically a married woman now.
03. you should come within biting range. no reason
04. I want to print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
05. No, the sex ed was both cancelled and successful. I am not explaining it.
06. Valentina keeps complimenting me without asking for anything afterwards and it is REALLY starting to fuck with my head.
07. [BYOT.]
02. I can't do that. I am practically a married woman now.
03. you should come within biting range. no reason
04. I want to print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
05. No, the sex ed was both cancelled and successful. I am not explaining it.
06. Valentina keeps complimenting me without asking for anything afterwards and it is REALLY starting to fuck with my head.
07. [BYOT.]
1. I'm lost, I'm cold and I don't know what to do with the stray cat I found
2. It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
3. I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
4. You both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
5. ( text her! info/permissions here )
2. It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
3. I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
4. You both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
5. ( text her! info/permissions here )
Edited 2025-05-23 04:26 (UTC)
i. That's a secret.
ii. I can't. I'm having board games night with Bob.
iii. I need a whiteboard.
iv. Nope. I did not hear any noises like that.
v. But what is the purpose of nipple clamps?
vi. [wildcard. all AUs are good AUs.]
ii. I can't. I'm having board games night with Bob.
iii. I need a whiteboard.
iv. Nope. I did not hear any noises like that.
v. But what is the purpose of nipple clamps?
vi. [wildcard. all AUs are good AUs.]
1. Somewhere between when we met up and home, I lost my cape. 😞
2. That's the third piece of furniture we've broken this week...
3. I'm so sorry, something came up but I'll still try to make our date tonight, I promise!
4. I didn't notice my shoe was untied while I was running so I tripped but I was going so fast I slammed into a wall and there's a dent in it now...
5. Open text!
2. That's the third piece of furniture we've broken this week...
3. I'm so sorry, something came up but I'll still try to make our date tonight, I promise!
4. I didn't notice my shoe was untied while I was running so I tripped but I was going so fast I slammed into a wall and there's a dent in it now...
5. Open text!
Edited 2025-05-23 04:08 (UTC)
They looked so much more sturdier too... Silver lining, least it wasn't the wall? Or floor?
[Furniture's a lot easier to replace-slash-fix than walls or floorboards.]
[Furniture's a lot easier to replace-slash-fix than walls or floorboards.]
1. Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window.
2. New rule: you aren't allowed anything. Ever.
3. This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive, AND making sure that you still are, too. If you don't reply in five minutes I'm coming after you.
4. So everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
5. Don't let the fact that I took her out first discourage you.
6. [ text him! canon, crosscanon, assumed cr, misfires, all loved ]
2. New rule: you aren't allowed anything. Ever.
3. This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive, AND making sure that you still are, too. If you don't reply in five minutes I'm coming after you.
4. So everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
5. Don't let the fact that I took her out first discourage you.
6. [ text him! canon, crosscanon, assumed cr, misfires, all loved ]
1. You just make me feel special.
2. Don't judge me, but would it trouble you to bring the wine?
3. How do I convey that I care enough to look pretty, but not that it's an inconvenience?
4. Fine, because you insisted on wanting to know: I'm home now.
5. One day I aspire to sing sincerely to a burrito.
6. Text him!
2. Don't judge me, but would it trouble you to bring the wine?
3. How do I convey that I care enough to look pretty, but not that it's an inconvenience?
4. Fine, because you insisted on wanting to know: I'm home now.
5. One day I aspire to sing sincerely to a burrito.
6. Text him!
I would hope so. The power of the Harmony would be put into question if it didn't.
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who the hell trashed the common room??2.
stop comparing my food prep to Factor, that shit looks like mush3.
it's amazing, how far technology has come, and how we still haven't figured out how to not get any rain on us when it's pouring4.
imagine, if you will, an empty room5.
eat nuts and kick butts4, sorry Bucky, she's punchy tonight and I'm bad at clicking, apparently, lol
so_many_pockets
- 2025-05-23 04:26 (UTC) - Expand1. Nonononono, I'm not in the red light district for THAT kind of reason. One of my classmates is a pole dancer and I'm here to support him!
2. I don't think I've ever had sex with anyone who hasn't punched me first.
3. [He sends this image with no commentary.]
4. Wildcard, text him!
2. I don't think I've ever had sex with anyone who hasn't punched me first.
3. [He sends this image with no commentary.]
4. Wildcard, text him!
What...am I supposed to be doing with this information?
enjoyed bugging Sakura so much you wanted to hit this one too?
fromsprouts
- 2025-05-23 13:47 (UTC) - ExpandYou! I also play Moonshade, who bothered this plant dude!
fromsprouts
- 2025-05-23 23:39 (UTC) - Expand[completed the game (both endings. send help. I am not okay.), so no worries about spoiling anything for me! Tagging spoilers for other folks though :>]
1. I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
2. I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more absinthe.
3. I don't know what I would do on a date. I thought we'd passed that stage, at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
4. To be honest... when I was little I used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people.
5. So apparently I threw a potted plant at a mime last night and told it to get its life together.
wildcard - text him!
1. I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
2. I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more absinthe.
3. I don't know what I would do on a date. I thought we'd passed that stage, at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
4. To be honest... when I was little I used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people.
5. So apparently I threw a potted plant at a mime last night and told it to get its life together.
wildcard - text him!
1. dumbass, I drove... you sat in the passenger's seat and steered with a paper plate
2. Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
3. It's a long story involving Jim Beam, an owl, and a knife
4. Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket along with what smells like dried rum and a package of deer jerky.
5. Text him!
2. Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
3. It's a long story involving Jim Beam, an owl, and a knife
4. Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket along with what smells like dried rum and a package of deer jerky.
5. Text him!
1. I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
2. The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
3. If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
4. I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
[ pls specify s1 or s2! castmates & crosscanon welcome 💜 ]
So the guy we met getting coffee WAS trying to pick you up.
I thought he might be. Just not successfully, I take it.
I thought he might be. Just not successfully, I take it.
1. Someone flushed a pizza down the toilet. Well, they at least tried to.
2. Do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
3. Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. That hungover.
4. And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music.
5. Hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
6. text her
2. Do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
3. Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. That hungover.
4. And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music.
5. Hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
6. text her
1. You can't keep breaking into my apartment just to raid the fridge. Especially at 3AM.
2. I've got a lot of questions, but the first one has to be: where did you get the flame thrower?
3. How drunk are you on a scale of "let's play jenga" to "I want to eat a full sheet cake"?
4. I need a second opinion on whose blood is in my car.
5. I'm not a morning person, and trust me, no matter how good you are at oral, it will not turn me into one.
2. I've got a lot of questions, but the first one has to be: where did you get the flame thrower?
3. How drunk are you on a scale of "let's play jenga" to "I want to eat a full sheet cake"?
4. I need a second opinion on whose blood is in my car.
5. I'm not a morning person, and trust me, no matter how good you are at oral, it will not turn me into one.
What does it mean if I've already eaten the sheet cake and got frustrated at jenga to the point where it's all over the floor.
[ He's a mess, can't be bothered to remember to put a question mark at the end there. ]
[ He's a mess, can't be bothered to remember to put a question mark at the end there. ]
1. He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
2. I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the SWORD way
3. please don't ironically join a cult
4. There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work at night. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
5. Text her!
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
2. I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the SWORD way
3. please don't ironically join a cult
4. There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work at night. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
5. Text her!
[ The typing bubble comes and goes for about five minutes. Clearly a lot of thoughts on that. Eventually- ]
🤨
[ That seems to capture them all at once. ]
🤨
[ That seems to capture them all at once. ]
2, because Darcy needs a no nonsense sassy gay best friend
hasworkfriends
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