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[fromsprouts]

He is pretty hot, though.

[suckercache]

[ now it’s his turn to type and erase and type and erase. ]

yeah… all the senpai are.

[fromsprouts]

If I were feeling mean, I'd tell them all you think that.

[He would never. But it's fun to tease.]

[suckercache]

Don't! Ever...

Please.

[ He's mortified at the thought. ]

[fromsprouts]

I won't.

But I also won't forget you said it.

[suckercache]

To use against me?

[fromsprouts]

Huh? No, not like blackmail.

Do I seem like that type?

[suckercache]

Of course not! Not at all.

I just can't think of a reason.

[fromsprouts]

If I ever hear one of them say they're into you, I'll encourage them to go for it!

[suckercache]

That will never happen.

[fromsprouts]

You might be surprised...

[suckercache]

I think it's more likely they'd all be into you.

[fromsprouts]

And?

Someone can be into more than one person, you know.

[It's not like he's hoarding his Heavenly Kings and their vice captains all to himself.]

[suckercache]

Yeah. I guess.

But who wants to do a virgin anyway.

Not that I care.

[ Damn Umemiya for putting sex on his mind. ]

[fromsprouts]

Are you trying to bullshit me, or yourself, saying you don't care? 'Cause it's not working on me.

[suckercache]

[ Umemiya's worse than Hiiragi at not letting him get away with bullshit. ]

It doesn't matter then.

[ Maybe he does care but so what. he's just going to crunch on the sucker in his mouth now.]

[fromsprouts]

Besides, some people are really into virgins. And some don't care either way. It only matters as much as you let it.

It sounds to me like it's something you worry about?

[suckercache]

I don't think about it a lot, really. But I guess a bit when I do.

[fromsprouts]

[He's feeling pretty bold now.]

So. What would your ideal first time be like?

[suckercache]

I don't know? I'm not like a romantic about it or anything.

I guess someone who knows what they're doing would be good.

[fromsprouts]

[Once again, it occurs to Umemiya to offer. Once again, he refrains.]

Hah, yeah, might be best to be with someone experienced.

[suckercache]

[ Kaji would have imploded but also probably he would have accepted it with a pact of secrecy. ]

It'd suck if it sucked.

[fromsprouts]

Sucking can be really nice, with a little practice.

[Umemiya, no.]

[suckercache]

is… that a blowjob joke?

[fromsprouts]

Absolutely it is.