bakerstreet

[ years of IS TYPING later ]

OK 1. THAT'S NOT FUNNY
2. WHAT
3. AND WHYS THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SHOOTING OR CHOPPING OFF YOUR HAND

seriously why were u even somewhere this happens what is going ON

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I ASK MYSELF THAT EVERY DAY

WHY WAS I THERE

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look a werewolf injured me. It was get my hand cut off or it would have spread

And I'd be a dude whose skin explodes off every full moon and dies when touched by water

I'D RATHER NOT HAVE MY HAND IN THE LONG GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS????????

SO WHAT WAS THE ANSWER
i mean wh u were there

and ok fine say that happened but like

wait

water?

really?

[ he can't even START to agree that it's better for him to not have his hand. YET. he's PROCESSING the werewolves thing in PIECES okay...bear with him. he's just a rock idol. throw him a bone. just not human ones please. help. ]

Okay so like it was fucked up as hell

We all worked at a summer camp right

The guy in charge was acting real suspicious and wanted us the fuck OUT right away on the last day

Anyway it didn't happen

Turned out werewolves yadda yadda but yeah really, water

i hope u all quit

[ SPIRALING ]

what the fuck

[ like a staircase ]

jfc
do u need me to bring u anything

and is everyone else okay-ish?

[ AND IN THIS CASE "okay-ish" is hopefully they oNLY lost A Hand or WHATEVER or like preferably A LOT LESS BUT APPARENTLY BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS in a game of summer camp werewolves r us ]

Dude I'm never fucking going back there are you kidding me

Everyone's okay. I mean I guess Laura lost an eye and Nick's kind of dead but it's fine? We're fine? The energy is PTSD but we are fine????

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I'm not fine. I don't know what you would bring tho

i'm sorry
that's so messed up

i don't know
food i guess?
so u don't have to think about that at least

[ it's not like hiiragi hasn't lost someone before. someone terribly important to him actually. but it was very different. the insanity that happened to dylan sounds utterly out of his control. like a random act of mass violence. also werewolves.

for hiiragi...he still has nightmares sometimes. if it was partially something he could have stopped. but that's not something he'll bring up. ]

you know what yeah

I like meat a lot lately

Fucking crave it

Don't make that into a dirty joke, I know

Edited 2025-05-24 12:48 (UTC)

tfln

the only reason this isn't 1/4398534 comments is bc tfln hits captcha so fast but he is yelling???

HARD SAME THOUGH Dylan is freaking at having made someone dislike Ryan djdjdh

the stages of grief have nothing on the stages of werewolves r real and my friend hadhis handshotoff

"JUST NOT HUMAN ONES" I'm dead, it's my bones

hiiragi is like i need to drink i need to drink every drink

so is Dylan but HE CAN'T

WAIT WHY NOT

ACTUALLY IGNORE THE WATER THING I GOT MY TIMELINES MESSED UP