smartass_captain: (Disbelief)

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[personal profile] smartass_captain 2025-05-23 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I legitimately can't tell if this is you asking me to get coffee or an ambulance.
hiraut: (ɢʜᴏsᴛ ᴍᴀɴ|ɪ’ᴍ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ|)

[personal profile] hiraut 2025-05-23 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a smart man, Captain. You should know the answer is always coffee.
smartass_captain: (Oh no that's a bad idea)

Bless, i was too lazy to log onto Gaila earlier so you get the cap'n this eveing

[personal profile] smartass_captain 2025-05-23 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like there ought to be an asterisk clause in there somewhere but considering I operate on the same logic...

How do you take it?
hiraut: (ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ|ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ|ʀᴇᴅ|)

i would like to thank the star treks for accepting vik as an honourary member

[personal profile] hiraut 2025-05-23 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Strong enough to kill a lesser man


and a little sugar
smartass_captain: (Oh boy)

<3 <3 thank you for being super fun to cross canon with lmao

[personal profile] smartass_captain 2025-05-24 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Same as me but with sugar got it.

Gonna make the barista recommend a pacemaker at this rate.
hiraut: (ᴀ ʙᴜʀɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ғɪʀᴇ)

wah tyty the same to you friend (✿◡‿◡)

[personal profile] hiraut 2025-05-24 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
They chose the profession, they know their damage to humanity, now chop chop Captain before I collapse from lack of beans