boyofprogress: (a deeper secret)

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[personal profile] boyofprogress 2025-05-23 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
So the guy we met getting coffee WAS trying to pick you up.
I thought he might be. Just not successfully, I take it.
hiraut: (ᴀ ʙᴜʀɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ғɪʀᴇ)

[personal profile] hiraut 2025-05-23 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The furthest thing from successful. Genuinely surprised he thought "you look desperate" would be a convincing argument.
boyofprogress: (over land and sea)

[personal profile] boyofprogress 2025-05-23 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
OOF, that's definitely a rough approach.
I wonder if that's ever worked for him in the past? Doesn't feel like a line that would garner a lot of success.
hiraut: (ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ|ɪ ʙᴇɢɢᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴇᴅ)

[personal profile] hiraut 2025-05-24 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and assuming he was completely shitfaced.
Only reason I didn't resort to shoving the coaster up his nose.
Though I was strongly considering it.
boyofprogress: (of them all)

[personal profile] boyofprogress 2025-05-24 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
The whole thing? Honestly, that would be pretty impressive if you managed. Those things are pretty sturdy.
hiraut: (ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ)

[personal profile] hiraut 2025-05-24 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I would find a way.
If someone can't take a simple polite rejection without hurling insults, they deserve a coaster up the nose.
At the very least.