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james buchanan barnes | mcu

[counterstep]

1. who the hell trashed the common room??
2. stop comparing my food prep to Factor, that shit looks like mush
3. it's amazing, how far technology has come, and how we still haven't figured out how to not get any rain on us when it's pouring
4. imagine, if you will, an empty room
5. eat nuts and kick butts

4

[falconings]

I hate this already.

[counterstep]

wow fine don't use my help then

5

[musts]

beat nuts and nick butts

[counterstep]

neat nuts and big butts

1

[bewildering]

that was me, sorry, it's a long story
well
it's not that long
i fell asleep on the couch and had a nightmare and didn't know where i was when i woke up so i panicked
and telekinesis'd?
but i'll clean it up

[counterstep]

( ...christ. )



it's fine

( he's already doing it. )

3

[dawn_is_breaking]

And here I thought you liked getting wet....
;)

[counterstep]

different kind of wet 🙁

it's so bad it got through the seams of my leather jacket
I'm worried for the water damage

( because he's married to his knives and jackets. )

4, sorry Bucky, she's punchy tonight and I'm bad at clicking, apparently, lol

[so_many_pockets]

Your living room. Got it. Now I am picturing moving in a couch and a coffee table and, oh, a rug.

[counterstep]

no
leave it empty

that's the point

3

[pagekaren]

You know, I did see an article about hydrophobic fabric a few years ago but it doesn't seem to have caught on.
I guess you could always use scotchgard, depending on what you're worried about getting soggy.

[counterstep]

they used to think we'd have some kind of full body suit by the 2000s that would keep you dry as a desert through the rain

marginally isn't quite what we fantasized about

3

[meforsaken]

well that's because it's precisely not the sort of thing you should look to technology to help with
you should try praying instead!

[counterstep]

praying to stay dry???

1

[ciadirector]

I don't know, I'm not your mother. Just pick it up if it's bothering you.

[ It was her. ]

[counterstep]

( of course 🔪🔪🔪 )

aren't you supposed to employ people to maintain this place? we can't be the New Avengers AND your janitors at the same time

2 ⚡

[vesting]

You're such a snob it's not that bad ✋🙄

[counterstep]

if you like it so much then go eat Factor instead of my food then

( he's not sulking. you are. )

5

[readytosee]

Please stop stealing my pistachios :(

3

[desertpowered]

I can personally confirm that's still an issue thousands of years in the future.

4.

[immaterialgirl]

okay. is it a standard 4-walled room? are there doors or windows? how high is the ceiling? lighting situation?

3

[bossyboiler]

They're called umbrellas.

4

[wapow]

Okay.



Is there cake in the room? 🎂

3.

[detechs]

I'm not sure who we is in that observation.

And thank you on behalf of technology.