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[so_many_pockets]

I said practically, I would not say practically if there had been a wedding.

I told you that you were not going to remember any of the things you were saying last night, but you were SO insistent it would all stick.

[hawk_shot]

Oh! Yeah, okay...

I was just checking! I mean, this could be a sudden Avengers-level undercover mission and maybe I hadn't heard anything about how we were going undercover during our holiday!

... Should I call you my almost-wife?

[so_many_pockets]

You would like that, wouldn't you?

I don't think it counts if you don't remember the conversation at all.

[hawk_shot]

Me? What? You mean like, being involved in an actual Avengers mission and pretty much being an honorary part of the team?
IDK
It's not like I wouldn't be a big deal or anything incredibly cool.

In my defense? It was late and I have no idea how your liver still works.

[so_many_pockets]

There would have to be an actual Avengers mission first, instead of photoshoots and brand deals and a fuckton of bullshit.

My liver works very hard. It's like Slavic knees, just built different.
Still. You're lucky I don't mind when you drunkenly propose to me and forget you've done it by morning.

[hawk_shot]

I bet it can't be too long before you get one of those. After all, you did get in after one.
You just didn't know it was one while it was happening.

.... Please tell me you're joking?

[so_many_pockets]

I guess that's true.

If we get generous, we could call it just a proposal of a proposal. If that makes you feel better.

[hawk_shot]

A 100% the real deal.

Ok, guess I'll be in the doghouse now. If Fanny and Lucky make room for me.

[so_many_pockets]

If by that you mean entirely fucked, preventable, and seemed hopeless for a while, yes.

We don't have a doghouse?

[hawk_shot]

Nah. More like, totally something that could be handled, fuckable instead of fucked (at least in the case of one member of the team) and with the exact kinda chemistry of the underdogs that make win the game against all odds.

The metaphorical one.
Unless we count that spot behind the couch where they sleep together.

[so_many_pockets]

Uh-huh, and none of that is biased at all.

Kate Bishop. I already said you are lucky I don't mind, so why are you putting yourself in a metaphorical dog house?

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