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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
01. You were put on this earth to give me a headache.

02. I can't do that. I am practically a married woman now.

03. you should come within biting range. no reason

04. I want to print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.

05. No, the sex ed was both cancelled and successful. I am not explaining it.

06. Valentina keeps complimenting me without asking for anything afterwards and it is REALLY starting to fuck with my head.

07.
[BYOT.]
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[personal profile] pagekaren 2025-05-23 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
This is the third time someone has said that to me this week.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Then I congratulate you on fulfilling your purpose on earth to such a degree. Who were the other two people?

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[personal profile] falconings 2025-05-23 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
No, see that only worked the once. Not falling for it a second time.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
You know it is very rude to decline a heartfelt invitation.

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[personal profile] themiddleverse 2025-05-23 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Can you explain it a little bit?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Bucky went on vacation and I am 99% sure he got laid for the first time in decades. Ava went parking and did not intend on having sex but presumably did not have a bad time making out because there was no blood in the limo. I went on a very lovely vacation myself and also had my feel of stress relief. We will see how long the good vibes from all of this lasts.

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[personal profile] ciadirector 2025-05-23 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Pick a magnet, and I'll have Alexei put it up.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Don't tell him what it is. I want to see how long it takes anyone to notice that there's something new on the fridge this time.

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[personal profile] hawk_shot 2025-05-23 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
.... Did I miss an email or something?

...... Maybe a wedding????
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I said practically, I would not say practically if there had been a wedding.

I told you that you were not going to remember any of the things you were saying last night, but you were SO insistent it would all stick.

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[personal profile] dimestore 2025-05-23 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Damn. That would fuck me up too
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
It is legitimately one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me.

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[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-23 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
unless you're going for my nose, not sure there's any part of me that's remotely bitable.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you are very wrong. In fact your nose does not even make my list of options.

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[personal profile] ricochetingbullets 2025-05-23 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
Married to whom exactly? A giant bottle of vodka?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's very funny. Insulting, but very funny.
No, I don't think the 'whom' matters. It's part of some bullshit internet rumor thing.

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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably immediately after that press conference. So are you, the internet is pairing all of us up.

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[personal profile] justavoid 2025-05-23 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a very specific request to have "no reason" for, you know.

[That wasn't exactly a 'no', though, was it? Or even a 'why would I do that?' or 'this is clearly a trap'.

She can keep that little piece of information in her back pocket. In case it ever becomes useful information at some point down the line.]
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[What a fun little piece of information to be able to add to her collection.]

Is it? Hmm. Okay. How do we feel about 'because' as a reason?

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[personal profile] subparman 2025-05-23 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
she's building up to it. must be a big ask.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
... Oh, god. How insane must it be for her to think buttering me up is worth a try at this point? This is going to suck.

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[personal profile] babyfalcon 2025-05-24 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Please elaborate??
Also... what?
What sex ed?
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