Alright. Yes. If we're ever at the same non-work function together, and there's an emergency, and the only available exit point is a second story window, I'll jump first.
Sounds like an interesting party, if nothing else.
You clearly had some sort of plan cooked up. What was your hypothetical second-story jump scenario, Colonel?
[Could it possibly be any more interesting than a social function requiring a rush evac? Forget battle of the wits. Battle of the delusion was the new hotness.]
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bakerstreet2025-05-22 09:00 pm
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Jumping from a second story window while at a non-work function, then?
[What are the odds?]
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Sounds like an interesting party, if nothing else.
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You clearly had some sort of plan cooked up. What was your hypothetical second-story jump scenario, Colonel?
[Could it possibly be any more interesting than a social function requiring a rush evac? Forget battle of the wits. Battle of the delusion was the new hotness.]
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Don't worry. I'm not going to ask you to jump out the office window.
[ ........... well ]
Not anytime soon, anyway.
[ this is what he does instead of his actual desk work ]