As it would turn out. I know it's a riot calling myself an old dog (or biscuit), but that is most definitely a new trick. I was never really that adventurous. In bed.
Not that I I mean I've Wow.
You know what? Never mind. Doesn't matter. Totally irrelevant. You were great, by the way. Let's talk about how great you were instead.
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[ imagine getting to be a century-or-something old?? :') ]
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both counts. I can't make any promises I won't crack in half like an old biscuit, though.
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Old biscuit? You're more flexible than you give yourself credit for. Trust me, I know.
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Not that I
I mean I've
Wow.
You know what? Never mind. Doesn't matter. Totally irrelevant. You were great, by the way. Let's talk about how great you were instead.
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