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Umemiya Hajime - Wind Breaker - OTA

[fromsprouts]

1. Nonononono, I'm not in the red light district for THAT kind of reason. One of my classmates is a pole dancer and I'm here to support him!

2. I don't think I've ever had sex with anyone who hasn't punched me first.

3. [He sends this image with no commentary.]

4. Wildcard, text him!

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[suckercache]

What...am I supposed to be doing with this information?

[fromsprouts]

I was curious if you had, that's all.

[suckercache]

Had...sex?

[fromsprouts]

Had sex with someone who you haven't fought. I expect you've probably had sex before.

Right?

[suckercache]

[ Even Kaji manages to get embarrassed by this conversation. ]

No. I haven't had sex.

[ But he's not a liar either. ]

[fromsprouts]

Oh! My apologies for assuming.

[...well, this is awkward!]

[suckercache]

I really seem like I would’ve?

[ after all, he’s not as charming as a lot of the other guys. ]

[fromsprouts]

[There's a bit of a pause before Umemiya responds. Typing, deleting, typing.]

Well, yeah. I mean, it's fine if that's not something you want to do, but there's no reason you shouldn't be able to get some.

[Right, still awkward, but better than the version that was pretty much offering to fuck Kaji himself.]

[suckercache]

I’ve just never had the opportunity.

[ The number of people he’s attracted to is small, less than one hand’s worth and he’s never really saw it as a possibility. Which is totally fine. If Umemiya had offered he probably would have pulled a Sakura and imploded. ]

You’re really outgoing.

[ and not so hot tempered and easily annoyed so it must be a lot easier. ]

[fromsprouts]

Sure. Being outgoing helped me achieve what I wanted, with Bofurin.

[...not that any of that really has to do with him getting laid. As he's said himself, it's the people who he's fought--or at least sparred--that he ends up bedding.]

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[menkoi]

u know if you're gonna see a sex worker you can just say it, idrc

that's cool though
is he any good

enjoyed bugging Sakura so much you wanted to hit this one too?

[fromsprouts]

Yeah, he really is! I've never known any guy as dexterous in heels as Tsubaki-chan. And the outfit he performs in shows off his arms and legs. It's a real treat!

i even have another chara who likes plants if your inbox needs more stuffing ;)

[menkoi]

hm
is that right

[ he should have known it would be Tsubaki

no man gets enormous custom fit heels without any intent to use them!! ]

take me.

give me ALL THE THINGS, please.

[fromsprouts]

I'm already here, so you can come meet me, if you mean tonight.

But if you want me to take you another time, try saying please.

kekeke

[menkoi]

[ well it's either that or underage drinking in the street so. maybe he WILL just show up. what then! ]

i gotta be at least two drinks in before i start saying pretty words to you

what's the name of the club?

[fromsprouts]

Show Club Ougi. It's on Keisei Street.

If any guys with silver tie pins give you shit on the way there, tell them you're coming to see Tsubaki-chan. They're sort of like club security for the whole area.

[menkoi]

[ how exciting. Yuri feels very vip ]

ok got it~
omw after i pre-game. does tsubacchi have a start time? i don't wanna waste my time watching a bunch of uggos beforehand if i can help it

[fromsprouts]

He's on at eight. But also there's a really good singer performing at 7:30, Shizuka.

3 plant guy to plant guy communication

[batlan]

[ o-oh ]

Um... do you need help?

[ those tomatolings can still be saved!!! ]

You! I also play Moonshade, who bothered this plant dude!

[fromsprouts]

I have unlocked the infinite tomato glitch!

[Vivipary excites him, more than it scares him, even if it is kind of tomato body horror.]

o/! she's so cute (wherein cute means tough and badass)

[batlan]

Perhaps... it will take at least another generation to tell, I think.

I worry you'll lose most of them.

[ like the school needs 10,000 tomatoes a few months from now ]

[fromsprouts]

I'm pretty alright with growing tomatoes from sprouts. But if you have advice, I'm all ears!

[batlan]

Well, that appears to be a lot of seedlings to sow at once? If they aren't separated, the little ones will crowd each other...

[fromsprouts]

My plan was to cut the tomato into slices CAREFULLY and use an egg carton to keep the sprouts going until they're ready to transplant into the garden beds I've got on the roof of the school.