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bakerstreet2025-05-22 09:00 pm
trashtalker) wrote in bakerstreet2025-05-22 09:00 pm
1. i have decided to view your threats against my life as flirting. i know you love me
2. yes this dress is irreparably whorey. i'm already the family scandal so i'm running with it now
3. there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
4. well yeah, my attitude is absolutely trash but we both agree that my tits are amazing
5. ( or text her! feel free to throw anything else at me! )
2. yes this dress is irreparably whorey. i'm already the family scandal so i'm running with it now
3. there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
4. well yeah, my attitude is absolutely trash but we both agree that my tits are amazing
5. ( or text her! feel free to throw anything else at me! )
[ ooc: finished game; will tag for any spoilers. ]
1. I have only been here a week and may have contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
2. I hate sounding clingy, but just wanted to verify I wasn't an asshole in your mind.
3. Its not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone with a mouth
4. Either the camp is haunted or I am far more drunk than I thought.
5. Text him.
1. I have only been here a week and may have contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
2. I hate sounding clingy, but just wanted to verify I wasn't an asshole in your mind.
3. Its not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone with a mouth
4. Either the camp is haunted or I am far more drunk than I thought.
5. Text him.
i. You might be surprised for what you get by asking politely.
ii. Found the saddle chains. Are they a gift or threat?
iii. If you want to settle this, you know where I can be found.
iv. Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
v. The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
vi. ( wildcard him! )
ii. Found the saddle chains. Are they a gift or threat?
iii. If you want to settle this, you know where I can be found.
iv. Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
v. The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
vi. ( wildcard him! )
is it just you saying no, but you won’t be smirking about it?
Brief bio- A shapeshifting warrior poet alien, who splits his time between superheroics and many human lives, as he tries to find his place on Earth. Feel free to direct tags to a particular secret identity.
1. When I said I have never met someone like you, it was not necessarily a compliment.
2. While I appreciate that you turn to me in times of trouble, I fear texting me ‘halp!!!’ will get us nowhere.
3. Don't feel bad. Everyone accidentally calls me ‘mom’ during a mission at least once. It is a rite of passage.
4. Two minute warning. Suit up.
5. An advantage of being psychic- I can pass my hangover onto someone who deserves it.
6. I do not know how, or why, you have done this. I do know you will pay.
7. This bar is dreadful.
Or wild card to any identity!
1. When I said I have never met someone like you, it was not necessarily a compliment.
2. While I appreciate that you turn to me in times of trouble, I fear texting me ‘halp!!!’ will get us nowhere.
3. Don't feel bad. Everyone accidentally calls me ‘mom’ during a mission at least once. It is a rite of passage.
4. Two minute warning. Suit up.
5. An advantage of being psychic- I can pass my hangover onto someone who deserves it.
6. I do not know how, or why, you have done this. I do know you will pay.
7. This bar is dreadful.
Or wild card to any identity!
Edited 2025-05-23 07:26 (UTC)
a. From behind it’s almost impossible for you to tell which one’s the horse and which one’s the man. Almost, because the horse is decidedly better groomed.
b. I’m not coming out. You told me you knew how to braid hair and now I look like a bird has nested in it. I should have known, with hands like that.
c. I have learned three new magic tricks and several vital places to stab, I think that’s a day well spent, don’t you?
d. Oh, I’m not blaming you for questioning my choices. But in my defence I was left unsupervised.
ota | misfires + crosscanon welcome / choose your own | not quite voicetesting, more like reviewing canon after half a decade. finished book one, read a lot of fanfic, will do book two today. please ignore the lack of icons, i don’t know who i want to use anymore. or better yet if you have ideas, let me know! also it’s unlikely to come up, but laurent has some trigger warnings that some people might be sensitive to.
1: Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
2: you want your jacket back or not?
3: please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
4: Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
4: did you actually try to call me or was that an accident?
5: text him??
2: you want your jacket back or not?
3: please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
4: Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
4: did you actually try to call me or was that an accident?
5: text him??
You better have won the fucking fight - who was it with?
I forgot to link lol. Got this up before crashing last night.
procedere
- 2025-05-24 09:23 (UTC) - Expand1. On the bright side, at least the bruise is in a cool shape.
2. Bar fight aside, I had a great time last night.
3. I could snap you like a glowstick; don't push it
4. If I recall correctly, that was your idea, not mine.
5. I'm literally looking at you; get off the roof.
6. In my defense, he's one chromosome away from being a secondhand deck chair.
7. Why do I have seven missed calls from you - are you imprisoned? Dead? In the process of becoming either?
8. No, I wasn't sleeping; you alright?
9. [ Text her; assumed cr & misfires welcome. ]
2. Bar fight aside, I had a great time last night.
3. I could snap you like a glowstick; don't push it
4. If I recall correctly, that was your idea, not mine.
5. I'm literally looking at you; get off the roof.
6. In my defense, he's one chromosome away from being a secondhand deck chair.
7. Why do I have seven missed calls from you - are you imprisoned? Dead? In the process of becoming either?
8. No, I wasn't sleeping; you alright?
9. [ Text her; assumed cr & misfires welcome. ]
1: Could you please repeat that, but with context?
2: Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
3: you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
4: never leave me alone again. not that i was scared. i totally wasn't! i was just worried you'd do something stupid without me!
5: text him???
2: Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
3: you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
4: never leave me alone again. not that i was scared. i totally wasn't! i was just worried you'd do something stupid without me!
5: text him???
need someone watching things while im busy
[ he would be doing something stupid regardless, it's okay. ]
knew you had me covered
[ he would be doing something stupid regardless, it's okay. ]
knew you had me covered
1. It’s all coming back to me in waves... Waves of humiliation and nausea.
2. The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
3. Wait... Why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
4. I'm lying on the floor in my office praying my boss doesn't come to work today. Never again.
5. I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
6. Wildcard, text him!
2. The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
3. Wait... Why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
4. I'm lying on the floor in my office praying my boss doesn't come to work today. Never again.
5. I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
6. Wildcard, text him!
1. You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
2. Whatever. I hate you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
3. You ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
4. How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
5. Can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism?
6. Wildcard! Text her!
2. Whatever. I hate you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
3. You ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
4. How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
5. Can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism?
6. Wildcard! Text her!
1. my dick has been asking about you. he said he didn't do anything wrong and i'm a dumbass.
2. fell into a man hole last night. been bleeding since 11pm. got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
3. i can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life.
4. you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
5. that's the last time we turn jeopardy into a drinking game.
6. ( please bug him )
2. fell into a man hole last night. been bleeding since 11pm. got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
3. i can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life.
4. you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
5. that's the last time we turn jeopardy into a drinking game.
6. ( please bug him )
1. is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? it's imperative I stock accordingly.
2. I made a nest in this bed. I'm not leaving.
3. no, I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story.
4. I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex. we are secretly trying to kill each other
5. don't drag this out. all I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
6. I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
found more tequila
[ or text her! ota crosscanon, misfires, assumed cr, etc. ♥ ]
2. I made a nest in this bed. I'm not leaving.
3. no, I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story.
4. I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex. we are secretly trying to kill each other
5. don't drag this out. all I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
6. I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
found more tequila
[ or text her! ota crosscanon, misfires, assumed cr, etc. ♥ ]
1. At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
2. At some point I am going to say to you "I have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
3. Honestly, fuck you guys. I'm gonna get drunk by myself
4. Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
5. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
6. Wildcard (text him!)
2. At some point I am going to say to you "I have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
3. Honestly, fuck you guys. I'm gonna get drunk by myself
4. Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
5. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
6. Wildcard (text him!)
Not sure I like the idea of you doing a Jonathan but sure. If you don’t call I'll grab Daisy and we’ll get you back.
a. Do you think this party would improve if I knocked that ice sculpture over? Because it’s the most tame in my long list of distractions, the next one is significantly more dramatic.
b. Oh, because I’m standing outside a Popmart at 8am for my own benefit. Yes, I know she’s mad at me. I’m fixing it.
c. One of these days you’re going to slink into the wrong place at the wrong time and the situation won’t be so forgiving.
d. My authority diminishes the more you catch me eating ramyeon in the dark hours of the morning, is that it?
ota | misfires + crosscanon welcome / choose your own
1. Do you think if we got back into the ShinRa uniforms we could use them to get the special dessert discount?
2. Okay, so we won, right? I remember the crowd cheering and then...nothing else.
3. The flowers know what you did last night!
4. Why is my hair bright red with black stripes???
5. I didn't steal the plants, I saved them! They told me they wanted help...
2. Okay, so we won, right? I remember the crowd cheering and then...nothing else.
3. The flowers know what you did last night!
4. Why is my hair bright red with black stripes???
5. I didn't steal the plants, I saved them! They told me they wanted help...
1. that’s what my night consisted of. consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up on my hands.
2. they let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. i saw it. it was cool. Well, i guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose.
3. at least life still wants to fuck me.
4. so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
2. they let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. i saw it. it was cool. Well, i guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose.
3. at least life still wants to fuck me.
4. so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I hope you weren’t consoling the girls without washing your hands first.
1. I just caused a six car pile-up to steal a pizza. So how has your night been?
2. Yes, I bit you. But only because YOU LICKED ME FIRST!
3. Do you think I should leave the bodies on his doorstep like a pissed-off cat trying to send a message?
4. I didn't even throw knives this time! It was just the carrot peeler!
5. Yes, I have been living under a rock. Hence asking you what I’ve missed over the last ten years.
6. Text him!
2. Yes, I bit you. But only because YOU LICKED ME FIRST!
3. Do you think I should leave the bodies on his doorstep like a pissed-off cat trying to send a message?
4. I didn't even throw knives this time! It was just the carrot peeler!
5. Yes, I have been living under a rock. Hence asking you what I’ve missed over the last ten years.
6. Text him!
tuedjyeshd Kara both amazing and terrifying in that clip!
ricochetingbullets
- 2025-05-23 09:16 (UTC) - Expand1. they just rested their head on my chest, muttered something about "tiddies warm" and then started sobbing. i didn't have the heart to push them away
2. WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A TORTURE BASEMENT
3. i have not slept in 72 hours i am pretty sure i can feel my bones and i have exceeded what is considered safe coffee consumption levels for a human
4. i agreed to wear the collar because it has a bell and i kept sneaking up on you. the leash wasn't part of the deal
5. ( or text her! )
2. WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A TORTURE BASEMENT
3. i have not slept in 72 hours i am pretty sure i can feel my bones and i have exceeded what is considered safe coffee consumption levels for a human
4. i agreed to wear the collar because it has a bell and i kept sneaking up on you. the leash wasn't part of the deal
5. ( or text her! )
1. He keeps asking where I got my clothes and accessories. I'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
2. Why did I wake up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning?
3. I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship.
4. You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
2. Why did I wake up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning?
3. I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship.
4. You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
4. Also sorry, I like your info page, so I had to grab the code, too <3
monster_fucker
- 2025-05-23 23:03 (UTC) - Expand1. Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
2. It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
3. you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
4. You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
5. remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
6. [Text her.]
2. It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
3. you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
4. You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
5. remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
6. [Text her.]
Baby girl, you're asking for judgement with the new costume. Is there a superhero version of What Not To Wear?
Pants were a mistake. You have the goods for legs, show them off!
Pants were a mistake. You have the goods for legs, show them off!
01. I'm not quite sure what level of reality I'm supposed to be operating on.
02. Can I ctrl+alt+delete today?
03. Stop letting me drink alone on a weeknight. My last Google search was "caterpillar eyebrows"??? I don't know.
04. I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions :)
05. I may or may not be speaking from experience, but don't try to substitute cherry Nyquil for grenadine.
06. [wildcard, text him!]
02. Can I ctrl+alt+delete today?
03. Stop letting me drink alone on a weeknight. My last Google search was "caterpillar eyebrows"??? I don't know.
04. I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions :)
05. I may or may not be speaking from experience, but don't try to substitute cherry Nyquil for grenadine.
06. [wildcard, text him!]
I don't know what that means, but tell me what happened anyway.
1) Come on, that should be illegal. Why should a rodent get to decide the weather?
2) Uhh - I don't think I'm in the right time period anymore. I took out my cell phone and a midwife called me a witch?
3) I'm scared of cows. There's a darkness in their eyes and it haunts me...
4) I'm not a material girl, that won't buy me off.
5) Text him????
2) Uhh - I don't think I'm in the right time period anymore. I took out my cell phone and a midwife called me a witch?
3) I'm scared of cows. There's a darkness in their eyes and it haunts me...
4) I'm not a material girl, that won't buy me off.
5) Text him????
You're a city boy, aren't you?
Don't worry, I'm not here to mock you.
I prefer the city, personally, I'm just... incredibly stuck in my current job and unfortunately, I can't leave Pinehaven.
[Evelyn has to stay and help Daniel and Finn man the radio station. Keep the Amalgates contained. She doesn't want to think about what would happen if they just... abandoned the blink-and-you-miss-it town tucked away in the Appalachain mountains.
The Narration would like to point out that while the series doesn't actually specify where Pinehaven is, we like to assume North Carolina~]
Don't worry, I'm not here to mock you.
I prefer the city, personally, I'm just... incredibly stuck in my current job and unfortunately, I can't leave Pinehaven.
[Evelyn has to stay and help Daniel and Finn man the radio station. Keep the Amalgates contained. She doesn't want to think about what would happen if they just... abandoned the blink-and-you-miss-it town tucked away in the Appalachain mountains.
The Narration would like to point out that while the series doesn't actually specify where Pinehaven is, we like to assume North Carolina~]
You know that face is going to give him a 🌈 gay panic ✨, right
hasworkfriends
- 2025-05-23 14:30 (UTC) - Expand(1) I only nicked off an /ear/. The way he was screaming, one would have thought I sliced off his prick.
(2) Come claim me, before I burn this miserable place to the ground.
(3) The bard's started singing again. We need to leave. Quickly.
(4) text him! ♥
(2) Come claim me, before I burn this miserable place to the ground.
(3) The bard's started singing again. We need to leave. Quickly.
(4) text him! ♥
1. Whatever you heard or saw about me on TV. It's worse. Way worse.
2. There a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'? Asking for a friend.
3. Hungover as shit and the first thing the woman at Starbucks asks me is if my hair's natural. Couldn't even wait until after I had a sip.
4. Don't ask why all the light poles are bent. Somethings are better left unanswered.
5. Made a car pileup outside the bar. Literally.
6. It's not cheating. It's using the gifts I was born with.
2. There a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'? Asking for a friend.
3. Hungover as shit and the first thing the woman at Starbucks asks me is if my hair's natural. Couldn't even wait until after I had a sip.
4. Don't ask why all the light poles are bent. Somethings are better left unanswered.
5. Made a car pileup outside the bar. Literally.
6. It's not cheating. It's using the gifts I was born with.
1. You kept asking me to get you things from the highest shelves.
2. Time is up. Text me now or I'm coming to look for you.
3. I think I have your keys. And your coat.
4. Why do I feel like I got hit by a truck?
5. Text him! Misfires and assumed CR welcome.
2. Time is up. Text me now or I'm coming to look for you.
3. I think I have your keys. And your coat.
4. Why do I feel like I got hit by a truck?
5. Text him! Misfires and assumed CR welcome.
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