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4, don't ask me what universe this is XD

[soicantlose]

It means whatever you were after yesterday left you pretty fucked up
I had to pretty much hold you down to keep you from stumbling all over

[busybean]

Wait are the bruises from you or the monster

[soicantlose]

Both
but probably mostly my fault
the monster just hit you with some kind of whammy, you were pretty out of it
Convinced there was something you had to go do but you couldn't really explain it to me so I have no idea what.

[busybean]

wow, what a pain in the ass
for you, i mean
you could have just let me go

[soicantlose]

and run off with no idea what you were doing? nah. You weren't actually hard to deal with anyway, just very persistent.

[busybean]

it's a lot of bruises, dude
i must have been flopping around like a fish for ages
i owe you pancakes or something

[soicantlose]

Not really?
I mean I won't say no if you want to, but I didn't mind.

[busybean]

you "didn't mind" babysitting me all night

[soicantlose]

Was I supposed to or something

[busybean]

i believe that would be an extremely normal reaction to have to it, yes

[soicantlose]

You were pretty easy to watch out for
It was more entertaining than anything really

[busybean]

now im worried im gonna end up on the internet

[soicantlose]

Hey, I wouldn't do that to you. I'll keep the videos to myself.

[He's just joking; he was too busy keeping an eye out even if he'd thought of it.]

[busybean]

oh, good, you've got blackmail material
good to know, good to know
so about those pancakes

[soicantlose]

Well if you're trying to get me not to use it, that's a good start.

[busybean]

im gonna show people these bruises
tell em you beat me up

[soicantlose]

some reward for trying to help you
Next time maybe I should take pictures, just to cover myself

[busybean]

i mean
you did technically leave the bruises
so it's not a total lie

[soicantlose]

I'll have to be more careful in the future I guess, wouldn't want to give you more to use against me

[busybean]

Look at what your life has come to
aren't you just super glad you started dating someone who got you possessed be a spirit

[soicantlose]

yep
Couldn't be any better

[busybean]

bullshit
I was supposed to take you out last night

[soicantlose]

so? You can take me out another night

[busybean]

no i mean i bought concert tickets off one of my coworkers cos her boyfriend has the flu
i was gonna surprise you
that's probably what i was trying to go do 🫠

[soicantlose]

oh

Well, it's still fine
this stuff happens, I get it.