No, that was probably just Mrs. Flaherty. She refuses to use any piece of technology newer than 1937. Says the aliens won't be able to use their mind control technology on her that way.
You know that face is going to give him a 🌈 gay panic ✨, right
[If he could- Jack puts nothing past anyone anymore- he'd see Jack making a slow circle were he stands behind the counter at the gas station with the phone in his hand.]
Have you employed the gnomes to spy for you? You can be honest with me, man.
If you could do that, I would probably pay you $100 right now. No, actually, don't. My mom sucked just as much as everyone else in my family. I don't want to talk to her right now.
Anyway. No, no podcasts, actually. But I was totally serious when I asked who the hell this is, if this isn't Jerry.
Huh???? I missed a beat????????????????????? How dare you, that woman fed me the best pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving, I'm going to fight you if you cut her off
Anyway I told you I don't like those kind of pet names
It's weird enough I have to worry about sharing you with Kait
No she didn't. I promise you, MY mother did not do that. I think you got the wrong guy, is what I'm saying. Maybe we're number neighbors and your finger slipped??? Idk. My name's Jack.
But I don't know who Kait is. And if this is like- your girlfriend, boyfriend, amorphous dark god- we don't judge at The Gas Station, honestly- that you're talking to, or you know, that you're TRYING to talk to... I'm just saying, I don't know your situation, but... Maybe don't- Don't settle for being someone's unicorn third in their relationship, you know?
[Too much? Probably. Especially for strangers. But Jack lost any little bit of filter he had a long time ago. He blames Jerry, mostly. And maybe Benjamin a little bit.]
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bakerstreet2025-05-22 09:00 pm
2; kayla again lolol
She refuses to use any piece of technology newer than 1937.
Says the aliens won't be able to use their mind control technology on her that way.
You know that face is going to give him a 🌈 gay panic ✨, right
Can't be worse than the shit humanity's already got going on.
haaaa PERFECT clap👏
I mean
The Ak-Yaks are pretty okay most of the time?
[Jack, he has NO IDEA what the fuck you're talking about.]
Debatable.
Time will tell, I suppose.
no subject
[ Dylan, you're texting? It's words only? Are you okay??? ]
plz remember this is "absurdist horror" canon LOL
[If he could- Jack puts nothing past anyone anymore- he'd see Jack making a slow circle were he stands behind the counter at the gas station with the phone in his hand.]
Have you employed the gnomes to spy for you?
You can be honest with me, man.
L m a o
Did I just send you into some sort of impaired consciousness because I called you cute?
Is my game that strong??? Huh?????????????????????????
Ryan here I come
1/?
2/?
This isn't the time.
Quit fuckin' around
3/3
And how did you get his phone?
Misfire fuckery ftw
Babe are you listening to those podcasts again
I told you they're weird. I fucking told you they'd affect you.
Don't make me call your momma, now
Re: Misfire fuckery ftw
No, actually, don't.
My mom sucked just as much as everyone else in my family. I don't want to talk to her right now.
Anyway. No, no podcasts, actually.
But I was totally serious when I asked who the hell this is, if this isn't Jerry.
#justhimbothings
Anyway I told you I don't like those kind of pet names
It's weird enough I have to worry about sharing you with Kait
lmfao this is a hilarious mess A++
I promise you, MY mother did not do that.
I think you got the wrong guy, is what I'm saying.
Maybe we're number neighbors and your finger slipped??? Idk.
My name's Jack.
But I don't know who Kait is.
And if this is like- your girlfriend, boyfriend, amorphous dark god- we don't judge at The Gas Station, honestly- that you're talking to, or you know, that you're TRYING to talk to...
I'm just saying, I don't know your situation, but... Maybe don't-
Don't settle for being someone's unicorn third in their relationship, you know?
[Too much? Probably. Especially for strangers. But Jack lost any little bit of filter he had a long time ago. He blames Jerry, mostly. And maybe Benjamin a little bit.]
no subject
Wow
I fucked up
Name's Dylan. And 'guy with no sense ' apparently, as you feel the need to tell a stranger they're not respecting themselves enough.
That's bad, man. Rotten. The terrible vibes are vicious.