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[extrasensory_problems]

Shit.
Okay so...uh. Are we talking actual lycanthropy???

[hasworkfriends]

Mmhmm. But the transformation effect is more like all your skin exploding off at once. Then it just kind of grows back?

And you can't submerge in water. That's been fun. I'm not exactly the Wicked Witch but I would definitely melt.

[extrasensory_problems]

Holy shit.
I mean...holy shit. That sounds....so gross and so painful.

Do you mean at any time? Or only when you're in werewolf form?

[hasworkfriends]

Any fucking time.

I've had to find other ways to clean up.

[extrasensory_problems]

So you can never have a bath? What about showers?
Oh wait, what about silver?? Does that fuck you up as well?

[hasworkfriends]

Yeah, silver. No showers, man, none of it.

Can't even drink a drop. I assume I'm not dead because of werewolf bullshit.

It's not even if I can test it, I'm aquaphobic to an extreme if I try. It's impossible.

Hydrophobic? I don't know. It reminds me of what I've heard of rabies, but it's my life.

[extrasensory_problems]

Well you have to be able to ingest a certain percentage of water, otherwise you'd die in like three days.

The fact that water has such an impact is kind of interesting though, there's got to be a reason behind it. Either chemically or I guess magically??

[hasworkfriends]

I know that. You think I don't know that? I was gunning to work for NASA. I can't do that if I can't even swallow some fucking water. It's like I'm a pussy

I would study it, but it's me, so

[extrasensory_problems]

It doesn't make you a pussy, it just means you have more complications than most.
I get that.

What if you had someone help you study it?

[hasworkfriends]

... Huh.

I guess? It would definitely help.

[extrasensory_problems]

If it makes you feel better I have to meditate twice a day and avoid large crowds and getting too drunk otherwise I could go insane.

Maybe someone with access to medical equipment?

[hasworkfriends]

I don't get 'I suffer too don't you feel better '. Like thanks for trying but no bro, I don't want you suffering either, that's terrible as hell.

No way, I don't want to become a government experiment!