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[extrasensory_problems]

So you can never have a bath? What about showers?
Oh wait, what about silver?? Does that fuck you up as well?

[hasworkfriends]

Yeah, silver. No showers, man, none of it.

Can't even drink a drop. I assume I'm not dead because of werewolf bullshit.

It's not even if I can test it, I'm aquaphobic to an extreme if I try. It's impossible.

Hydrophobic? I don't know. It reminds me of what I've heard of rabies, but it's my life.

[extrasensory_problems]

Well you have to be able to ingest a certain percentage of water, otherwise you'd die in like three days.

The fact that water has such an impact is kind of interesting though, there's got to be a reason behind it. Either chemically or I guess magically??

[hasworkfriends]

I know that. You think I don't know that? I was gunning to work for NASA. I can't do that if I can't even swallow some fucking water. It's like I'm a pussy

I would study it, but it's me, so

[extrasensory_problems]

It doesn't make you a pussy, it just means you have more complications than most.
I get that.

What if you had someone help you study it?

[hasworkfriends]

... Huh.

I guess? It would definitely help.

[extrasensory_problems]

If it makes you feel better I have to meditate twice a day and avoid large crowds and getting too drunk otherwise I could go insane.

Maybe someone with access to medical equipment?

[hasworkfriends]

I don't get 'I suffer too don't you feel better '. Like thanks for trying but no bro, I don't want you suffering either, that's terrible as hell.

No way, I don't want to become a government experiment!

[extrasensory_problems]

Yeah it sucks but it's what I was born with so....

That's not what I meant. I meant me, my help. I work at the hospital.

[hasworkfriends]

Wait so why?? How were you born?

Oh! That's different. Yeah, I could do that.

Thanks, man.

[extrasensory_problems]

I was born a mutant.

You're welcome.

[hasworkfriends]

Huh

What's involved in that? Other than people hating you for the makeup of your blood.

[extrasensory_problems]

Yeah. A telepath specifically.
Which means if I don't do certain things my powers can go out of control and I'll go insane or hurt people.

[hasworkfriends]

I can't identify at all, I swear.

What things? You don't have to answer, but you probably know that.

[extrasensory_problems]

I know I don't have to but you were 100% honest with me so fair is fair, right?
And I listed some of the things already, meditating twice a day, staying away from really large groups of people, not drinking too much. Uh, I also have to keep my temper in check.