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Comments

whatever the vibe is tbh

[jakeyboy]

Duuuuude. You must be suffering blue balls.

Which, that's rough, buddy.

You got it going onnnnn. Just shake that ass for him. He'll be melts.

Truly messed up.

But all right- I'll give ya few tickets to cover my shift.

✨

[hasworkfriends]

Don't you think I tried that kinda thing?! He's not budging.

So yeah, fine, fair trade for the tickets.

Re: ✨

[jakeyboy]

So late night nudes for you? Brah.

Cool. Totally, let me know if I can do anything else yah?

[hasworkfriends]

You think I even get that? Honestly, it's like he's never been with a dude

- might be true, I guess.

I mean, what would you do? I'm not going to ask you to take care of the problem. ☠️

[jakeyboy]

Ha. You are really in blue ball hell bud. That's tragic.

What problem is that? I have some premo fucking dick pics, I'll have you know. You'd be like, totally captivated getting one of those. Some A++ grade wank bank material there.

I could also try and talk to Ryan. I guess. If you wanted.

[hasworkfriends]

I'm not taking your dick pics! That's pretty much cheating and then he really wouldn't do anything!

And after that offer, I'm kinda scared of what you would say to *him*

[jakeyboy]

Lame. They're like, awesome.

Honestly? I'd just tell him to chill out and relax and go with the flow with those horny feelings he properly has.

[hasworkfriends]

You sure you're not a little gay?

If you ask me, the sitch is he regrets not picking Kait.

[jakeyboy]

I'm a "no labels" guy. People are hot. End of story.

...You think?

Had to use your username here tbh

[hasworkfriends]

All Opportunity Jakeyboy. Sounds about right.

Yeah, pretty damn sure.