hasworkfriends: (Telephone ☎️)

Hello hi

[personal profile] hasworkfriends 2025-05-24 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
... Now that's something else entirely

Go on...
jakeyboy: (pic#17867148)

hello

[personal profile] jakeyboy 2025-05-24 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, really? A little softcore gay porn is all it takes?
hasworkfriends: (Unsure)

Any preferences on timeline? 🤔

[personal profile] hasworkfriends 2025-05-24 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, I'm a simple man.

And I'm not convincing Ryan to give it up anytime soon.
jakeyboy: (pic#17867146)

whatever the vibe is tbh

[personal profile] jakeyboy 2025-05-24 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Duuuuude. You must be suffering blue balls.

Which, that's rough, buddy.

You got it going onnnnn. Just shake that ass for him. He'll be melts.

Truly messed up.

But all right- I'll give ya few tickets to cover my shift.
hasworkfriends: (Leanin')

[personal profile] hasworkfriends 2025-05-24 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you think I tried that kinda thing?! He's not budging.

So yeah, fine, fair trade for the tickets.
jakeyboy: (Default)

Re: ✨

[personal profile] jakeyboy 2025-05-24 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
So late night nudes for you? Brah.

Cool. Totally, let me know if I can do anything else yah?
hasworkfriends: (Why this)

[personal profile] hasworkfriends 2025-05-24 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You think I even get that? Honestly, it's like he's never been with a dude

- might be true, I guess.

I mean, what would you do? I'm not going to ask you to take care of the problem. ☠️
jakeyboy: (pic#17867592)

[personal profile] jakeyboy 2025-05-24 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha. You are really in blue ball hell bud. That's tragic.

What problem is that? I have some premo fucking dick pics, I'll have you know. You'd be like, totally captivated getting one of those. Some A++ grade wank bank material there.

I could also try and talk to Ryan. I guess. If you wanted.
hasworkfriends: (A bit bloody)

[personal profile] hasworkfriends 2025-05-24 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not taking your dick pics! That's pretty much cheating and then he really wouldn't do anything!

And after that offer, I'm kinda scared of what you would say to *him*
jakeyboy: (pic#17867598)

[personal profile] jakeyboy 2025-05-24 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Lame. They're like, awesome.

Honestly? I'd just tell him to chill out and relax and go with the flow with those horny feelings he properly has.
hasworkfriends: (Not a rifle?)

[personal profile] hasworkfriends 2025-05-24 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure you're not a little gay?

If you ask me, the sitch is he regrets not picking Kait.
jakeyboy: (pic#17867595)

[personal profile] jakeyboy 2025-05-24 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a "no labels" guy. People are hot. End of story.

...You think?
hasworkfriends: (Unsure)

Had to use your username here tbh

[personal profile] hasworkfriends 2025-05-24 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
All Opportunity Jakeyboy. Sounds about right.

Yeah, pretty damn sure.