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[trashtalker]

wayback machine tfln or tfln if it's up

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4. Also sorry, I like your info page, so I had to grab the code, too <3

[monster_fucker]

What. I am not. Lies and slander, that.

[Alas, he's talking out of his ass. Look, it's not his fault if he can take decent pleasure in the little things, right?? Right???]

no need to apologize, it's beautiful, i get it <3

[caligulan]

Apologies, was that not you I saw practically keening last night?

:D

[monster_fucker]

It was not! It absolutely, 100% could not have possibly been me. Must be some other drow you mistook for me.

[He's just going to stick with this until it either becomes sad or too funny to keep up the bit....]

[caligulan]

Yes, because I'm personally acquainted with so many of you. My mistake.

[monster_fucker]

:)

Ugh, there is really only so far I can take that over messages.

An 'alcoholic puppy'? Really? I'm not that bad with the bottle... right?

[His tolerance is pretty good, he thinks? (It isn't. His tiny stature does not help matters one bit.)]

[caligulan]

Not quite, no. We'd hardly still be friends. I draw lines at secondary embarrassment.

[monster_fucker]

Well, good.

[Now he feels awkward at that "not quite". Even getting close to anything that isn't "not at all" is uncomfortable.]

Why that descriptor, of all words you could choose?

[He's pretty sure he's nothing close to a puppy. He hasn't really heard too many kind things, especially with an animal or creature theme attached. It feels surreal to try and even navigate this conversation at this point, in the first place.]

Would you mind enlightening me?

[caligulan]

That puppy--metaphorically, of course--is about as clueless as we are.

It made sense at the time.

[monster_fucker]

I don't understand, but that's probably the point.

But if I minded, I would have disengaged from this conversation much earlier.

[Looks like he'll have to come up with some obscure metaphors of his own to keep up....]

Well, warn me if my conduct gets any closer to "second-hand embarrassment." Genuinely. I don't like to be an embarrassment, and I don't like to embarrass anyone else.

[He has some pride, damn it.]

[ooc: Overflow added.]