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That's a great name for a dog.

I'll tell her you think so.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Good enough.

I'm sure she cares.

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Good enough? What's a better dog name?

She cares a lot.

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Jasper. Already picked one out.

She's a cat.

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We're gonna have a ton of pets.

Yeah? And?

[juniorvarsitycap]

Looks that way.

Cats don't care.

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When are you getting Jasper?

They absolutely do care.

[juniorvarsitycap]

I've been looking around. Haven't found the right one yet.

Cats are assholes.

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When did you decide this?

You're an asshole.

[juniorvarsitycap]

A few weeks ago.

Not as much as cats are.

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Have you told anyone else?

Well at least they're smart about it.

[juniorvarsitycap]

I thought I'd told everyone.

They have mystique, I'll give them that.

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Clearly this is the first I'm hearing of it.

Alpine's got a lot of that.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Well. You know now.

Alpine? Not a bad name.

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Guess you're gonna have to tell Val that you were wrong about turning this into a zoo.

Thanks. She picked it out.

Kidding.

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I asked Val to begin with before this all started.

Cute.

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You don't need to ask Val. It's your choice.

Now I gotta name the new cat.

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It's her building.

Why don't you ask it its name?

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That she's lucky we're residing in.

Great idea, I'll do just that.

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More like I'm lucky I'm not in my dingy apartment anymore.

You're a lost cause, man.

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Valentina doesn't own us, and we don't owe her a damn thing. Don't you forget that.

Thanks, I know.

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I actually owe her a lot.

So lost.

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She tried to have you killed. Tried to have all of you killed.

Sounds like you're the one who's lost.

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Yeah, I know. I still owe her.

Maybe I am. A bit. At least I'm not asking a cat what their name is.

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For what?

That was a joke, you know that right? You owing Val anything sounds like a joke too though.