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[viuva]

thank goodness you are not paying a single dime for this shitty subscription service
it is a miracle i have not gotten sick from how old some things are in there you know

[pagekaren]

Hey, there's wiggle room on the "best by" date.
Wait, the only thing in there that I KNOW was past the best by window is the relish.
Were you eating spoonfuls of relish?

[viuva]

i had a hot dog and the guy had no more relish
your apartment was the closest
although i could not find any sriracha

[pagekaren]

Where did you get a hot dog that they ran out of relish?
Oh yeah, I'm out of sriracha.
I think I still have a jar of sambal oelek left though, which is similar.

[viuva]

the stand three blocks down from your place
ok noted
but how long has the sambal oelek been in your fridge though

[pagekaren]

That tracks, at least. I'm pretty sure he's the only stand nearby that regularly cleans his cart.
Like three months? It's good for up to a year.

[viuva]

got it
no wonder he has so many good reviews on yelp

anyway please stock your fridge with fresh relish for next time im in your neighbourhood yeah?

[pagekaren]

One of the rare instances that the reviews aren't bots.

Hear me out: maybe just knock next time and I'll make you an actual meal?

[viuva]

fine
but you cant get mad at me if i knock on your door in the middle of the night
or at 3am

[pagekaren]

I might be asleep by 3 AM, but I'm usually awake in the middle of the night.
So I can tentatively promise not to get mad.