Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

show some leg

[beefyspaghetti]

[tfy]

Being so easy to please only makes you seem desperate, you know.

bicepses.

[palacefood]

go for the ears

[pyrrhicly]

Shut up.

[vanikey]

[ ... ]

acting like a dog: woofs, dependency and all.

[anecessaryevil]

[huffnpuffs]

Dangerous to assume all dogs act that way.

being a nice person goes a long way. also, compliment her.

[infinite1ups]

Just do it, take him to the back or get behind the counter and go to town

[guncle]

[He's a busy man. No time for eyelash flutters and flashes of ankle.]

[northmagnet]

I can work with that.

show him some cake

[sugarbaddy]

-- Wait, do you have some?

wear a ponytail

[monologues]

[ "Seriously? I'm not some disgusting one-dimensional fetishist, you know! You make it sound like any cute girl with a ponytail is bound to get my mind wandering, and that's...




Actually, I plead the fifth, your honor." ]

[fiddy]

Ta da.

[ could she possibly sound more unenthusiastic? ]

Just be nice to him.

[bagelbites]

[ cw, info & permissions ]

Let her step on you (metaphorically or literally, either works)

[fleshcrafting]

[ info & permissions ]

Let him touch those tits!

[pettymuch]

[moistskin]

[ ... The stinkiest, most judgmental face. Disgusting. ]

flowers! but if that's not your style, you better know how to braid hair.

[sinne]

[pissant]

Specific life skills I didn't think would ever come up again, yet here we are.

bully her and/or give her treats

[wordsearch]

That makes me sound like a weird pet.

[giltegere]

Now that you mention it.

literally just exist

[freeter]

flowers, and a whole lot of patience for her games. chivalrous, also. :)

[ex_eepy179]

( not that she doesn’t know how to deal with sharper tongues. )

[floralias]

What's your favorite kind of flower?

have long arms, don't be (actively) evil.

[innerbeauty]

have a great ass.

[pissant]

🍑

[stemtypeoflady]

You called?

praise. yes you can call him "good boy"

[wagging]

... Kill me, please.

im so sorry for her haha

[anecessaryevil]

Good boy.

be good with animals, be outdoorsy, smell bad.

[deathfavors]

[sigurdsson]

Just because someone is good with animals and enjoys the outdoors does not necessarily mean they need to smell bad.

Unless that is truly part of the appeal for you?

[ He finds this a little difficult to comprehend. ]

don't be a pushover and don't tell him to quit smoking. also maybe let him take a nap

[huffnpuffs]

As Promised bc i’m no coward

[ex_eepy179]

( puppies and naps… )

Let you? I’d more likely join you.

( the smoking thing however - that’ll be revisited at another time. )

Look like her former boyfriend (except we don't...know what he looks like?)

[jollygreengiants]

Dicks. Big ones.

[succubitching]

Make her laugh!

[revmeup]

please don't

[cruelandunusual]

[iscatter]

Oh how cute. Salem's pet came out to play.

Tiddies. Male, female, other.

[gothbf]