Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

[pyonpyon]

It's always about money...

[ He sighs. ]

Thanks, I guess.

[beefyspaghetti]

Way of the world, I guess. [ Joe shrugs. ] I'm bad at it, so it doesn't matter much to me.

[pyonpyon]

But you're picky about legs you like.

[beefyspaghetti]

When did I say that?

[pyonpyon]

You don't like them dry~

[beefyspaghetti]

[ Joe snorts. ]

Okay, you got me there. I really do like them juicy.

[pyonpyon]

You're really shameless! Jeez...

[beefyspaghetti]

I just know what I like.

[pyonpyon]

... Why legs, anyway?

[beefyspaghetti]

I dunno, they've just always been my favorite thing to look at on anyone.

[ Though, now that he's really thinking about it... ]

My first crush has some of the nicest legs I've ever seen. Maybe that has something to do with it. Or maybe I just liked legs to begin with and his were the first I ever really noticed like that. What came first? The chicken or the l(egg)? Who knows?

[pyonpyon]

Is that right?

[ He glances away. Maybe something about that should be funny but... ]

Well, I guess I can't make fun of you for it. It's not like it's KFC's fault or yours. And it isn't a weird thing to be into.

[beefyspaghetti]

[ Joe laughs, full-chested. ]

Thanks for being so understanding.

[pyonpyon]

[ That laugh gets him to look back up at the guy again. ]



I kinda have to be since, uh, it'd just make me a hypocrite.

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh yeah? We're kindred spirits? You're a leg fan too?

[pyonpyon]

... Do you really want to know?

[beefyspaghetti]

Yeah. I'm sure as hell not gonna judge you for it.

[pyonpyon]

Uh-huh... But it's not like that.

[ And now for a moment of hesitation. ]




Hold on.

[ He's fishing his phone out of his pocket and going through all the exciting steps of unlocking the screen and opening a file folder. Sooner or later, he's turning his phone to hold up for Joe to see. It's nothing horribly incriminating but hopefully enough to get the point across. ]

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh. Wow, uh--

[ Please have mercy, Nazuna. Joe's brain has sputtered and died. ]

You've... got really nice legs.

[pyonpyon]

[ It seems like Joe got a decent enough look... So he's going to bring his phone back to Nazuna level to clear out the screen. ]

Thanks. That means a lot from the guy who doesn't like KFC~

[ Pffft. ]

[beefyspaghetti]

[ Nazuna is really good at making Joe laugh. ]

Listen, I said I like 'em juicy.

[pyonpyon]

Hmmmmmmm...

[ If the guy's laughing then it means Nazuna's college education isn't going to waste. ]

I don't think that kind of thing would be on an Italian restaurant's menu. Would it?

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh yeah. Italian places are pretty open-minded. Also looking out for a good fusion.

[pyonpyon]

... I can't tell if that's a line cleverly disguised or if I'm just overthinking it.

[beefyspaghetti]

Your question about the menu wasn't a line?

[pyonpyon]

That'd be a really bad line.