Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh yeah? We're kindred spirits? You're a leg fan too?

[pyonpyon]

... Do you really want to know?

[beefyspaghetti]

Yeah. I'm sure as hell not gonna judge you for it.

[pyonpyon]

Uh-huh... But it's not like that.

[ And now for a moment of hesitation. ]




Hold on.

[ He's fishing his phone out of his pocket and going through all the exciting steps of unlocking the screen and opening a file folder. Sooner or later, he's turning his phone to hold up for Joe to see. It's nothing horribly incriminating but hopefully enough to get the point across. ]

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh. Wow, uh--

[ Please have mercy, Nazuna. Joe's brain has sputtered and died. ]

You've... got really nice legs.

[pyonpyon]

[ It seems like Joe got a decent enough look... So he's going to bring his phone back to Nazuna level to clear out the screen. ]

Thanks. That means a lot from the guy who doesn't like KFC~

[ Pffft. ]

[beefyspaghetti]

[ Nazuna is really good at making Joe laugh. ]

Listen, I said I like 'em juicy.

[pyonpyon]

Hmmmmmmm...

[ If the guy's laughing then it means Nazuna's college education isn't going to waste. ]

I don't think that kind of thing would be on an Italian restaurant's menu. Would it?

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh yeah. Italian places are pretty open-minded. Also looking out for a good fusion.

[pyonpyon]

... I can't tell if that's a line cleverly disguised or if I'm just overthinking it.

[beefyspaghetti]

Your question about the menu wasn't a line?

[pyonpyon]

That'd be a really bad line.

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh.

Never mind what I said, then.

[pyonpyon]

What if I don't ignore what you just said?

[ He puffs out his cheeks. Can he pretend that his face isn't hot? No? Well, he's sure as hell going to try. ]

[beefyspaghetti]

[ Joe grins. ]

Legs are back on the menu.

[pyonpyon]

[ At least he can laugh in earnest. ]

You really know how to cater, huh?

[beefyspaghetti]

I live to serve.

[pyonpyon]

We're different in that regard. I'm pretty selfish~

[beefyspaghetti]

Why do you think that?

[pyonpyon]

Because I'm okay with KFC.

[beefyspaghetti]

[ Joe's laughing again. ]

Let me cook for you, and I promise you'll never want KFC again.

[pyonpyon]

... What's the catch?

[beefyspaghetti]

No catch. You're fun to be around, and I'd like to cook for you.

[pyonpyon]

Huh...

[ In spite of himself, he's smiling. ]

That's unfairly cute of you, y'know?

[beefyspaghetti]

You're probably the first person who's ever called me cute in my entire life.