Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

[pissant]

When you have your daughter on only the weekends, and she demands braided hair, you learn.

[They weren't always pretty, but god damn if he didn't learn how to do it.]

[sinne]

As you should.

[ Ah, that explains it. And he's actually just won more points??? He sounds like a great dad. ]

How is your daughter doing?

[pissant]

I actually mastered french braids and everything.

[Fuck yeah he's that good. But then again he'd literally do anything for Cassie, even if it meant learning specific skills that aren't usually transferable to anything but. He's not the worlds most perfect dad, but he does try and be the worlds greatest grandma.]

She's great, but I am bias. Like most parents.

[sinne]

[ Does she look impressed? Because she's impressed. French braids, man. ]

Now I wonder what else you learned for the little one.

[ Is she still little? Scott looks like he'd have a little one. ]

You're allowed to be biased. I am, too.

[ That's the least complicated part about her life. ]