Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

[wagging]

Sorry to disappoint! Seriously, heartbroken.

[unmerry]

Hmmm...

[ hmmmmmm ]

[wagging]

...

I dunno what you're thinking, but.

Don't.

[unmerry]

I was just wondering...

[wagging]

Dooooon't.

[unmerry]

No, no, hear me out. There's something I really want to know if you'd like.

[wagging]

If I hear the word "treat" or "bone" you're going in a cell.

[unmerry]

[ after a brief moment of grumping because Marrow's braincell activated long enough to shoot down all of her lewd jokes: ]

What about




WALKIES???

[wagging]

Death penalty.

[unmerry]

Oh, come on! I bet you LOVE walks!

[wagging]

Everyone likes going on walks! They're... pleasant!

[unmerry]

How many times a day do you go for a walk, Marrow?

[wagging]

You know I have a job, right?







So only a couple.

[unmerry]

Such a hard worker. What a good boy!

[wagging]

It doesn't mean anything when you're being patronizing, obviously.

[ yet the tail moves all the same ]

[unmerry]

Believe me, I'm always being completely sincere when I encourage a cop to slack off.

[wagging]

Sorry, but you'll have to do better than that to throw an Ace Op off his game!

[ spoken without a shred of doubt because it's just easier to play him pre-shit hitting the fan ]

[unmerry]

[ loooolll everything is fine! ]

I'm not worried. I'll just wait for you to blab more of your weaknesses.

[wagging]

I see being nosy is one of yours.

[unmerry]

It's patience and it's a virtue.

[wagging]

Virtue? You? I'm surprised your tongue didn't light on fire from just saying the word.

[unmerry]

Uh, wow?! [ it's true May doesn't have a patient bone in her body, but gee whiz you steal ONE armored vehicle or two and ] I'm a populist revolutionary, not evil.

[wagging]

...

Hang on, did that actually get under your skin?

[unmerry]

I'm not evil.

[wagging]

... I don't think you are. Seriously, we might not see eye to eye but you're not a monster.