Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

[monologues]

Not really. But I wonder if I did, with how hard you're dodging my question.

[erbe]

I already said that what I want isn't a factor.

[monologues]

Which also doesn't answer the question.

[erbe]

We're off the other subject! Why do you care?

[monologues]

I've never encountered someone who is so resistant to answering a simple question, so now I'm just curious.

[erbe]

Perhaps I'll simply remain a mystery.

[monologues]

Trying to invoke "fear of the unknown", are you?

[erbe]

That, or perhaps without any sort of special answer you'll just get bored.

[monologues]

... If that's really what you want, though, then why are you even still here?

[erbe]

If I leave too soon I'll just be the kind of mystery a person wants to chase after.

[monologues]

I'll fight that temptation with tooth and nail.

[erbe]

Oh, so you're just trying to get rid of me, then! Very well. Goodbye, weirdo pony guy.

[She'll be deliberately slow about her departure to see if he wants to snap back.]

[monologues]

[ "Is it even worth correcting her or asking for her name? It does seem strange to end this conversation without any idea who I'm speaking with, but she's the one who wanted to play at being mysterious. Farewell, Carmen Sandiego, and best of luck wherever in the world you end up." ]